- BONK (BONK)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Bonk - the sound your portfolio makes when this pup inevitably crashes back down to earth. Even with a 3% bump today, who’s putting their life savings on a meme coin named after a dog noise?
- OPTI (Optimus AI)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimus AI? More like Optimistic AI. This one’s up 105% today. Is it the AI revolution or just another pump-and-dump scheme? Your guess is as good as mine, but I’m placing my bets on the robot uprising.
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Slitherin’ into the market with a 14% gain is Snek. Sounds about as trustworthy as a used car salesman with a forked tongue.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.20: ⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? Seriously? This is what happens when you let the internet name things. Down 17% today, this one’s about as magical as a soggy cardboard box.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham - the only thing crazier than its name is that it hasn’t budged 24 hours later. Is this a sign of stability or a ticking time bomb? Only time will tell.
Speaking of things that are about to go extinct, did you see those Tesla Cybercabs and Robovans? They look like a cross between a microwave and a bumper car. Just like some of these cryptos, they’re gonna need more than hype to survive in the real world.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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22% | 1.35 | 1.35B | 158 | ARKM | Arkham | |
| 1 |  |
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+4% | 0.07 | 7.86M | 1127 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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+1% | 100% | 5.58 | 5.58M | 1248 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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+10% | 50% | 0.27 | 27M | 936 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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+1% | 28% | 0.38 | 382M | 333 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+1% | 63% | 0 | 9.63M | 1219 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+14% | 0 | 68.7M | 477 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-17% | 99% | 0.2 | 195M | 239 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 100% | 33.61 | 706M | 89 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 82% | 0 | 72.3M | 507 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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19% | 0 | 13.6K | 2681 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
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2536.75 | 3.61B | 9704 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 32% | 0.52 | 522M | 253 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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0 | 68M | 498 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | ||
| 14 |  |
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+57% | 0 | 552K | 2037 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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+2% | 0.17 | 506M | 265 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-3% | 0.01 | 79.5M | 461 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
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0.14 | 144M | 890 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
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+2% | 0.03 | 24.4M | 766 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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+105% | 0.11 | 10.8M | 1037 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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-1% | 4% | 0 | 49.6M | 1563 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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77% | 0 | 5M | 1373 | IMGNAI | imgnAI | |
| 22 |  |
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43% | 0.89 | 1.87B | 77 | CORE | Core | |
| 23 |  |
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30% | 0.02 | 153M | 564 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 24 |  |
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+4% | 0 | 13.8M | 967 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
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+7% | 86% | 0.13 | 132M | 322 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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-16% | 0.04 | 19.1M | 1249 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
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0.01 | 1.21M | 1757 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 28 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 1.93B | 52 | BONK | Bonk |
The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “rug pull.” It’s like a casino run by algorithms and fueled by memes. So, if you’re feeling lucky, place your bets…but don’t come crying to me when you’re left holding the bag.