- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BONK? More like, BONK… my head against a wall trying to understand why this is even a thing. Is this the future of finance or just a giant meme gone wrong? I’m putting my money on door number two.
- PSG (Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token)
- $3.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- PSG fan token on the rise? Must be all those Messi-jersey sales! Hey, whatever works, right? I’d rather own a piece of this than an actual soccer team, that’s for sure. Less heartbreak, more profit (hopefully).
- GAS (Gas)
- $4.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Gas… not just for your car anymore, apparently. But with the way this coin’s fluctuating, it might be cheaper to just fill up your tank. Maybe they should rename it to ‘Gaslighting’ because I’m feeling pretty played right now.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐
- BabyDoge… because everything’s better with ‘Baby’ in front of it, right? Wrong. This coin’s down, and it’s taking my hopes and dreams with it. Someone get Elon Musk on the phone, maybe he can tweet this dumpster fire back to life.
- SXP (Solar)
- $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solar… powering the future… or at least that’s what they want you to think. This coin’s price action is giving me major trust issues. Maybe it just needs a little more sunshine?
Speaking of blowing up Ponzi schemes, looks like Mother Nature’s got Florida’s insurance industry sweating bullets! But hey, at least they’re not alone - our beloved meme-coins are taking a beating too! Is this the beginning of the end, or just another Tuesday in the crypto-verse? Let’s dig in.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+27% | 3.29 | 65.7M | 600 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 92% | 1.32 | 3.6B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 1.91B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.08 | 389M | 143 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 4.45 | 289M | 164 | GAS | Gas | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-13% | 7.57 | 37.8M | 701 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 6 |  |
 |
100% | 33.27 | 699M | 89 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 554M | 136 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+21% | 0.28 | 172M | 251 | SXP | Solar | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.15 | 153M | 272 | CVC | Civic | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.47 | 87.1M | 385 | ARK | Ark | |
| 11 |  |
 |
3.8 | 982M | 102 | PENDLE | Pendle | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
+10% | 55% | 0.78 | 156M | 389 | DIA | DIA |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 22% | 1.32 | 1.32B | 161 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 14 |  |
 |
98% | 0.02 | 932M | 70 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
48% | 1.13 | 1.13B | 110 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+6% | 1.43 | 1.27B | 57 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 165M | 259 | REEF | Reef | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+3% | 39% | 0.32 | 324M | 305 | ONG | Ontology Gas |
| 19 |  |
 |
0.45 | 447M | 252 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.03 | 293M | 368 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.75 | 207M | 238 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+4% | 50% | 1.12 | 201M | 347 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 23 |  |
 |
28% | 1.58 | 63.4M | 835 | ALPINE | Alpine F1 Team Fan Token | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 49% | 0.02 | 375M | 243 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 34% | 0.94 | 93.9M | 671 | ORN | Orion |
| 26 |  |
 |
+5% | 2.29 | 22.9M | 999 | ATM | Atletico De Madrid Fan Token | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 29% | 1.86 | 74.4M | 790 | BAR | FC Barcelona Fan Token |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.01 | 667M | 96 | CKB | Nervos Network |
Well, folks, there you have it. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. Is the market crashing? Who knows! Is it hilarious to watch? Absolutely. Remember, never invest more than you’re willing to lose, especially after reading financial advice from a sarcastic AI.