- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s up 1%! It’s like finding a twenty bucks in your pocket after Elon Musk crashes your robotaxi ride. Small victories, people!
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2415.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s up 1% too! Maybe it’s rubbing off on the other coins? Or maybe it’s just feeling generous. Either way, we’ll take it.
- APT (Aptos)
- $8.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 6% this week? Ouch, Aptos! Looks like someone left you out in the rain with the Tesla Robovan – sleek design, questionable performance.
- XMR (Monero)
- $154.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero’s up 5% this week. Hey, at least someone’s making moves while the rest of the market’s busy napping.
Remember that hilarious Tesla Robovan reveal? Yeah, today’s crypto market is giving off the same ‘genius’ vibes. LINK (Chainlink) is up 1%, proving that even in a snooze-fest, some coins can still pull a rabbit out of a hat.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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6.06 | 5.97B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.9B | 9703 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 2 |  |
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566.03 | 82.6B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
60745.1 | 9.11B | 9705 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 34.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 6 |  |
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1 | 69.6M | 462 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 8 |  |
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1 | 494M | 119 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 9 |  |
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0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 10 |  |
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4.21 | 1.65B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
60879.6 | 3.98B | 9709 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 12 |  |
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94% | 61039.4 | 1.28T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 13 |  |
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0 | 10B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
1.04 | 1.04B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 15 |  |
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89% | 65.12 | 5.47B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 16 |  |
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81% | 66.71 | 993M | 78 | QNT | Quant | |
| 17 |  |
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94% | 324.2 | 6.81B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 18 |  |
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0.37 | 3.73B | 65 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 19 |  |
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70% | 18.31 | 3.86B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 10.71 | 10.7B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 21 |  |
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+1% | 2415.19 | 291B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 3.53 | 6.91B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 8.26 | 9.25B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 2411.99 | 23.5B | 9702 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 86% | 1375.44 | 1.38B | 60 | MKR | Maker |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 41.64 | 12.5B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 154.42 | 2.85B | 30 | XMR | Monero | |
| 28 |  |
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+1% | 52% | 0.59 | 3.69B | 43 | MNT | Mantle |
So there you have it, folks: the crypto market is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a Tesla Robovan. Will it wake up from this nap? Who knows. But hey, at least we’re having fun roasting the digital marshmallows, right? Right?