- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $60644.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s playing it cooler than a cucumber in a blizzard. Must be nice to be the king, while everyone else is battling for scraps in the fully diluted market cap kingdom.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The Dogefather might be busy with his new Cyber-taxi service, but Dogecoin’s still hanging in there. Loyal followers, or just too stubborn to sell? You decide.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s looking surprisingly spry for a project that mostly seems to get by on its good looks. Maybe utility is the new black?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2405.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the perennial bridesmaid, is still waiting for its time to shine. But hey, at least they’re not the ones stuck with a fleet of Cybercabs, right?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu’s down, but don’t count it out just yet. These meme coins have more lives than a cat… and just as much unpredictability.
Speaking of questionable vehicles, looks like Elon’s decided to grace us with the Cybercab - a two-seater that makes a Smart Car look like a stretch limo. Maybe he’s betting on DOGE going to the moon to afford anyone a ride in that thing. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s chilling like a Florida insurance agent after a hurricane, watching everyone else sweat.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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94% | 60644 | 1.27T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
2405.36 | 284B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
141.28 | 82.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 560.69 | 81.8B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+2% | 56% | 0.54 | 53.9B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 34.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
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+1% | 5.17 | 26.4B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
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2405 | 23.4B | 9698 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
0.11 | 15.8B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 77% | 0.34 | 15.5B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.9B | 9699 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 41.64 | 12.5B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
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56% | 26.15 | 18.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 15 |  |
 |
10.65 | 10.7B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 9.93B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
60625.4 | 9.13B | 9701 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 8.08 | 9.05B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
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+7% | 8.14 | 8.14B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
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3.52 | 6.9B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 21 |  |
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+1% | 29% | 1.57 | 6.76B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
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94% | 323.82 | 6.8B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 4.1 | 6.17B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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6.03 | 5.94B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 25 |  |
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4.64 | 5.64B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 26 |  |
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89% | 64.67 | 5.43B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
0.53 | 5.29B | 45 | ARB | Arbitrum |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where logic takes a backseat to hype and everyone’s pretending they know what they’re doing. The real question is, are you laughing with them, or at them? Place your bets, because in this game, the house always wins… eventually.