- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SaitaChain Coin - down 88% this week? More like ‘Saita-Goodbye-to-Your-Money’ Coin. This one’s about as appealing as that single-wheeled Tesla abomination.
- OG (OG Fan Token)
- $7.64: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- OG Fan Token - Up 182% for the week? Someone forgot to tell OG it’s time to follow the market off a cliff. Maybe they’re riding in that Tesla robotaxi with the OG software.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu - First of all, what in the meme-stock-fueled fever dream is this name? Second, it’s up 68% this week? This market’s as nonsensical as whatever this coin’s supposed to be.
- UQC (Uquid Coin)
- $2.54: ⭐⭐⭐
- Uquid Coin - Down 20%? Bet you wish you’d bought into that ’national insurance reform’ Florida’s clamoring for instead.
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember that ’leaked’ Tesla robotaxi image making the rounds on r/wallstreetbets? Turns out, even crypto’s having a rougher day than Elon’s design choices. Some of these coins are tanking harder than a Tesla on autopilot with a busted AI chip.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-56% | 21% | 0 | 17.8M | 1374 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-44% | 88% | 0 | 297K | 2177 | YLD | Yield App |
| 2 |  |
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-40% | 0.01 | 15.4M | 929 | MDX | Mdex | |
| 3 |  |
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-20% | 2.54 | 102M | 743 | UQC | Uquid Coin | |
| 4 |  |
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-18% | 0.01 | 846K | 1865 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 5 |  |
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-17% | 7.64 | 38.2M | 698 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 6 |  |
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-15% | 14% | 0.15 | 15.4M | 1567 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 7 |  |
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-14% | 0.01 | 8.53M | 1093 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 8 |  |
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-13% | 15% | 0 | 12.5M | 1595 | AGLA | Angola |
| 9 |  |
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-12% | 0.04 | 19.2M | 1243 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 10 |  |
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-10% | 46% | 5.12 | 51.2M | 762 | WING | Wing Finance |
| 11 |  |
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-9% | 0.01 | 13.4M | 939 | VITE | VITE | |
| 12 |  |
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-9% | 99% | 0.21 | 206M | 230 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 0.14 | 13.7M | 1030 | OAX | OAX | |
| 14 |  |
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-8% | 0.03 | 297M | 363 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 15 |  |
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-8% | 86% | 2.68 | 26.8M | 769 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 16 |  |
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-8% | 59% | 0.19 | 23.5M | 921 | KSP | KLAYswap Protocol |
| 17 |  |
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-7% | 56% | 0 | 19.3M | 1021 | RXD | Radiant |
| 18 |  |
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-7% | 0.07 | 36.1M | 738 | OPUL | Opulous | |
| 19 |  |
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-7% | 0.01 | 30.5M | 765 | IRIS | IRISnet | |
| 20 |  |
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-7% | 100% | 0.14 | 16.6M | 862 | ZERC | zkRace |
| 21 |  |
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-7% | 0.22 | 11.2M | 1013 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 0.01 | 5.39M | 1486 | PRE | Presearch | |
| 23 |  |
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-6% | 76% | 0.02 | 16.6M | 962 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 24 |  |
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-6% | 86% | 0.02 | 110M | 361 | DKA | dKargo |
| 25 |  |
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-6% | 0.08 | 82.8M | 423 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 26 |  |
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-6% | 12% | 0.11 | 113M | 935 | ALT | Alitas |
| 27 |  |
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-6% | 0 | 12.8M | 1330 | GXA | GALAXIA | |
| 28 |  |
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-6% | 67% | 0.11 | 21.8M | 900 | HARD | Kava Lend |
So, there you have it, folks: the crypto market — where fortunes are lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull.’ Stay tuned, because next week, it’ll probably be even worse!