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2024-10-11 Market Movers and Shakers: Whos Got the Cojones?

Buckle up, buttercup, it's a crypto bloodbath out there! We're diving into the bargain bin of the crypto world: the lowest fully diluted market cap coins in the 1B club. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but hey, maybe you can make a quick buck off the carnage.

  • APT (Aptos)
    • $8.14: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 2%? More like down for the count. This ain’t no fashion show, honey. Get those numbers up or prepare for the walk of shame.
  • UNI (Uniswap)
    • $8.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 4%? Not bad for a coin that sounds like a discount European grocery store. Maybe they’ll finally be able to afford some decent marketing.
  • CRO (Cronos)
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐
    • Remember those insurance companies in Florida sweating bullets after the hurricane? Cronos is starting to feel the heat with a 2% bump. Tick tock…
  • OP (Optimism)
    • $1.58: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Optimism? More like Delusion. 2% gain isn’t going to save you from the abyss, sweetheart. Time to face reality.

Remember that dumpster fire of a Tesla Robovan reveal? Yeah, some of these coins are giving off the same energy. Low market cap can mean massive gains…or it could be your ticket to Regsville, population: you and your dwindling life savings. Speaking of low clearance, looks like APT (Aptos) took a hit, down 2%. Must’ve hit a speedbump on the road to adoption.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.5M 460 BUSD BUSD
1 1 494M 119 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 66.38 988M 78 QNT Quant
3 1.04 1.04B 69 LDO Lido DAO
4 86% 1363.39 1.37B 60 MKR Maker
5 4.19 1.64B 49 ATOM Cosmos
6 +1% 93% 0.02 1.92B 47 VET VeChain
7 +2% 0.08 2.3B 41 CRO Cronos
8 +1% 75% 0.05 2.54B 45 HBAR Hedera
9 0.05 2.54B 9780 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 150.57 2.78B 31 XMR Monero
11 52% 0.59 3.66B 43 MNT Mantle
12 0.37 3.72B 65 MATIC Polygon
13 70% 18.26 3.85B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 60658.1 3.96B 9706 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 +2% 8.03 4.21B 26 ICP Internet Computer
16 +2% 59% 0.09 4.56B 33 XLM Stellar
17 +1% 0.53 5.29B 44 ARB Arbitrum
18 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
19 89% 64.89 5.45B 21 LTC Litecoin
20 +1% 4.66 5.66B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 6.04 5.95B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
22 +1% 4.09 6.16B 16 DOT Polkadot
23 94% 323.73 6.8B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 +2% 29% 1.58 6.77B 42 OP Optimism
25 3.51 6.88B 40 FIL Filecoin
26 +4% 8.07 8.07B 22 UNI Uniswap
27 60590.5 9.09B 9702 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 -2% 8.14 9.12B 24 APT Aptos

The crypto market’s like that one friend who swears they’re going to turn their life around ‘any day now.’ Spoiler alert: they won’t. But hey, maybe tomorrow will be different…or maybe it’s just another day for the rug to be pulled out from under us. Stay tuned, folks!

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