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2024-10-11 Pump It Up Crypto Chaos Unleashed

Buckle up buttercup, the crypto market's gone wilder than a Tesla on autopilot!

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • WTC’s up 223% in 24 hours! Is this the rise of the machines… or just another pump-and-dump scheme? Place your bets, folks!
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Someone’s gotta tell SNM that 120% gain is cute… but it’s not WTC levels of crazy. Maybe try wearing a Tesla logo next time?
  • GF (GuildFi)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • GF’s riding the wave with an 88% surge. Maybe they’ll finally be able to afford more than 2 pixels for their logo.
  • OPTI (Optimus AI)
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • OPTI’s up 48%! Clearly, AI’s got better taste in investments than design… unless they’re going for that whole Cybertruck aesthetic.

Remember that hilarious Tesla “Robotaxi” leak on r/wallstreetbets? Turns out, crypto’s got its own version of “cutting corners” today. Some coins are mooning, others are crashing and burning, and poor Michael Saylor’s probably stress-reading “The Bitcoin Standard” after that 768 million dollar impulse buy.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +223% 89% 0.01 788K 1896 WTC Waltonchain
1 +120% 0 66.8K 2463 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 +88% 2% 0.02 16.2M 2015 GF GuildFi
3 +57% 0 552K 2034 PLAY Play Token
4 +48% 0.08 7.83M 1144 OPTI Optimus AI
5 +46% 0.01 3.34M 1540 VTS Veritise
6 +43% 3.59 71.7M 582 PSG Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token
7 +21% 72% 0 7.01M 1278 BAX BABB
8 +16% 0 68.9M 472 SNEK Snek
9 +15% 0.07 74.7M 696 AVINOC AVINOC
10 +15% 55% 0.82 163M 374 DIA DIA
11 +15% 83% 1.96 39.2M 664 ROUTE Router Protocol (Old)
12 +14% 50% 0.28 27.7M 926 STT Statter Network
13 +13% 30% 0.07 6.74M 1588 HSF Hillstone Finance
14 +13% 74% 0.49 123M 369 SYN Synapse
15 +11% 2.42 24.2M 977 ATM Atletico De Madrid Fan Token
16 +10% 29% 0.03 183M 525 LOCUS Locus Chain
17 +10% 0.05 55.9M 784 XCHNG Chainge
18 +10% 29% 1.92 76.9M 781 BAR FC Barcelona Fan Token
19 +10% 64% 0.33 34.5M 782 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
20 +10% 0 86.5M 955 BLOK Bloktopia
21 +9% 0.45 453M 220 TRIBE Tribe
22 +9% 1.45 1.29B 57 OM MANTRA
23 +9% 52% 0.01 14.3M 1141 FNCY FNCY
24 +9% 40% 1.78 35.6M 911 JUV Juventus Fan Token
25 +9% 0.25 154M 271 SXP Solar
26 +8% 0 166K 2287 RFR Refereum
27 +8% 99% 0.09 35M 634 SOLO Sologenic
28 +8% 42% 2.23 44.1M 827 CITY Manchester City Fan Token

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Remember: investing is a gamble, especially in a market where a tweet can tank Bitcoin faster than Elon can insult a politician. Stay informed, don’t invest more than you can afford to flush down a digital toilet, and always keep your sense of humor handy. You’re gonna need it.

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