- ORDI (ORDI)
- $36.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This one’s riding high on the hype train, probably powered by the same folks who think ‘Warcoin’ is a good idea. I mean, it’s not as bad as launching an ‘AI’ driven car that turns out to be controlled by an intern in a motion-capture suit, but let’s see how long this joyride lasts.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham… like Batman’s hangout? More like where this coin is headed - down a dark alley. That being said, a -1% dip in 24 hours? In this market, that’s practically a win, right?
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $8.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot - sounds like a rejected Transformer, but at least it’s not named after a meme. A -6% drop might have some folks sweating, but hey, maybe it’s just gearing up for a comeback story worthy of a WallStreetBets post. Or maybe it’ll end up like that guy who lost 20k to inflation because he ‘had a system’.
- CORE (Core)
- $0.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Core - as in, ’this coin’s performance is giving me a core meltdown?’ Look, I’m not saying it’s doomed, but I’ve seen more stable things built on a foundation of ’tourists go home’ graffiti in Barcelona.
Speaking of questionable life choices, remember that ‘Never give up’ guy on WallStreetBets who bragged about recovering back to $192k after two years? That’s like celebrating finishing a marathon crawling on your hands and knees while someone else just casually jogged past you to win. This week’s baby cryptos are kinda like that - some are trying to sprint out the gate, some are stumbling around like they’re already down 70%, and some… well, some are just ‘BeAI’ (see what I did there?). Let’s break it down, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-1% | 22% | 1.77 | 1.77B | 145 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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+2% | 0.07 | 8.24M | 1125 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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-6% | 100% | 8.38 | 8.38M | 1118 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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-4% | 50% | 0.25 | 25.2M | 968 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-1% | 28% | 0.4 | 402M | 335 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 63% | 0 | 10.7M | 1193 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 71.4M | 471 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 99% | 0.34 | 342M | 214 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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+3% | 100% | 36.44 | 765M | 88 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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+5% | 82% | 0 | 83.5M | 472 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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19% | 0 | 7K | 2696 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
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+2% | 2661.44 | 3.79B | 9704 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
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32% | 0.56 | 558M | 253 | EDU | Open Campus | |
| 13 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 75.1M | 478 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
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-31% | 0 | 356K | 2170 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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+4% | 0.19 | 561M | 257 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 0.01 | 83.7M | 459 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
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+6% | 0.15 | 154M | 883 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 18 |  |
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+3% | 0.03 | 24.7M | 782 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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+16% | 0.11 | 10.9M | 1048 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 4% | 0 | 49.3M | 1571 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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+4% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.71M | 1329 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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43% | 0.93 | 1.95B | 78 | CORE | Core | |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 30% | 0.01 | 145M | 586 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 0 | 13.7M | 974 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 86% | 0.14 | 137M | 327 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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-2% | 0.03 | 18.6M | 1274 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.01 | 1.22M | 1760 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 2.03B | 53 | BONK | Bonk |
So, there you have it, folks - this week’s batch of crypto hopefuls, served up with a side of cynicism and a dash of existential dread. Remember, in the wild world of crypto, today’s meme-coin millionaire could be tomorrow’s cautionary tale. Invest wisely, don’t trust anyone over the age of 30, and for the love of Satoshi, don’t quit your day job just yet.