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2024-10-14 Crypto-Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get bumpy! We're diving deep into the crypto-markets, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say 'Elon Musk's Twitter feed'.

  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Ah, Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin-chaser that’s about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. Even with a market cap in the billions, it’s still anyone’s guess where this meme-coin will land (hopefully on the moon, but probably in the dumpster).
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $64453.58: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Bitcoin: Because holding regular Bitcoin is SO 2023. This is like putting your grandma in a leather jacket and calling her ‘hip’. It’s still Bitcoin, just…wrapped.
  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BUSD - Stablecoin? More like ‘Stagnant-coin’! It’s barely moved, like a sloth on vacation. Maybe it’s time to shake things up a bit, BUSD.

Speaking of our favorite self-proclaimed genius, seems like the robots haven’t quite mastered driving yet (shocking!). Maybe they should stick to manipulating the crypto-markets like the rest of us. Let’s break down the latest carnage, shall we?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.5M 472 BUSD BUSD
1 1 494M 126 TUSD TrueUSD
2 +1% 81% 66.99 997M 84 QNT Quant
3 +2% 1.09 1.09B 72 LDO Lido DAO
4 86% 1343.52 1.35B 63 MKR Maker
5 +2% 4.44 1.73B 49 ATOM Cosmos
6 +1% 93% 0.02 1.98B 48 VET VeChain
7 0.08 2.31B 43 CRO Cronos
8 +1% 75% 0.05 2.59B 45 HBAR Hedera
9 +1% 0.05 2.59B 9788 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 +1% 153.59 2.83B 31 XMR Monero
11 0.37 3.73B 70 MATIC Polygon
12 +1% 52% 0.62 3.83B 44 MNT Mantle
13 +1% 70% 18.9 3.98B 33 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 8 4.2B 26 ICP Internet Computer
15 +2% 64453.6 4.21B 9714 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
16 59% 0.09 4.58B 35 XLM Stellar
17 1 5.36B 20 DAI Dai
18 0.54 5.37B 47 ARB Arbitrum
19 89% 65.46 5.5B 22 LTC Litecoin
20 +1% 4.8 5.84B 18 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 6.09 6B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
22 +1% 4.26 6.41B 16 DOT Polkadot
23 94% 327.93 6.89B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 +1% 3.63 7.12B 41 FIL Filecoin
25 +3% 29% 1.75 7.52B 40 OP Optimism
26 -1% 7.83 7.83B 24 UNI Uniswap
27 +2% 64310.7 9.65B 9710 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 0 10.6B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu

Well, there you have it, folks. The crypto-market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. Hold on tight, and remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses a billion dollars (and then it’s just hilarious).

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