- REEF (Reef)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This Reef’s riding a wave, baby! Up 64% in a week? Someone’s been hitting the algae bloom a little too hard. But hey, at least it’s not named after a dog or a billionaire’s ego trip.
- ASM (Assemble AI)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Assemble AI? More like Assemble Another Crypto, because these things are a dime a dozen. 54% in a week? Must be using that AI to game the system. I’ll believe it when I see a robot that can actually fold my laundry.
- DMD (Diamond)
- $3.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Diamonds are forever? Not in this market, sweetheart. This DMD’s lost its sparkle, down 14% this week. Looks like someone’s trading in their rocks for some Bitcoin. Can’t say I blame them.
- ELON (Dogelon Mars)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Of course there’s a coin named after Elon Musk’s dog going to Mars. Because why not? It’s up 9% today, probably because people are confusing it with actual Tesla stock. Pro tip: stick to Dogecoin, it’s at least funny on purpose.
Speaking of dudes in robot costumes, did you catch those Tesla Optimus robots at the Cybercab event? Total snoozefest! Turns out they were just humans in disguise. Kinda like some of these cryptos pretending to be the future of finance, am I right? Especially Dogelon Mars (ELON) - up 9% today. Musk can’t even get his self-driving cars to work, and now he’s got robots doing the robot? Someone get this man a Snickers.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+44% | 0.01 | 193M | 247 | REEF | Reef | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+40% | 0.04 | 63.3M | 499 | ASM | Assemble AI | |
| 2 |  |
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+39% | 0 | 39.8K | 2523 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+39% | 87% | 3.88 | 17M | 915 | DMD | Diamond |
| 4 |  |
 |
+22% | 79% | 3.35 | 16.1M | 963 | MCB | MUX Protocol |
| 5 |  |
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+20% | 0 | 1.16M | 1768 | REV | Revain | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+19% | 0.12 | 11.7M | 1027 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.11 | 111M | 351 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 8 |  |
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+13% | 14% | 0.17 | 16.7M | 1550 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 9 |  |
 |
+13% | 3.47 | 69.4M | 602 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.05 | 13.9M | 933 | NOIA | Synternet | |
| 11 |  |
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+12% | 8.38 | 41.9M | 680 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 12 |  |
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+11% | 0.15 | 15.2M | 1007 | OAX | OAX | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+11% | 0 | 8.09M | 1143 | GMM | Gamium | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 174K | 2284 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+10% | 64% | 0 | 15.5M | 1056 | CULT | Cult DAO |
| 16 |  |
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+10% | 0.01 | 15M | 911 | VITE | VITE | |
| 17 |  |
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+10% | 67% | 0.13 | 135M | 394 | RSS3 | RSS3 |
| 18 |  |
 |
+9% | 0 | 145M | 442 | ELON | Dogelon Mars | |
| 19 |  |
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+9% | 54.27 | 23.1M | 785 | KP3R | Keep3rV1 | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.01 | 106M | 403 | ALI | Artificial Liquid Intelligence | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+7% | 0 | 113M | 409 | SPELL | Spell Token | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+7% | 0 | 74.8M | 464 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 23 |  |
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+7% | 0 | 26M | 1532 | NVIR | NvirWorld | |
| 24 |  |
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+7% | 54% | 0 | 8.37M | 1320 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 25 |  |
 |
+7% | 0 | 4.03M | 1373 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+7% | 1.89 | 1.05B | 124 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+7% | 74% | 0.19 | 57.8M | 597 | CTXC | Cortex |
| 28 |  |
 |
+7% | 82% | 0 | 84.1M | 471 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
So, the crypto market’s a mixed bag today, folks. Some are riding high, some are crashing and burning, and some are just plain weird. Kind of like that family reunion you’ve been dreading. One thing’s for sure: it’s never dull. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go short some Optimus Prime merch before everyone realizes those robots are about as real as a $3 bill.