- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $65707.12: āāāāāā
- The king is looking a little… dethroned. Maybe it’s time for Bitcoin to hit up that retirement villa in the Bahamas? š“
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2616.34: āāāāāāā
- Ethereum, the perennial bridesmaid, is still hanging on. But will the merge to Proof-of-Stake be its saving grace or just another plot twist in the crypto soap opera? š¤
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.12: āāāāāāāāā
- The Dogefather might be busy colonizing Mars, but his beloved Dogecoin is still the people’s champ. Just don’t tell Elon it’s up 3% today… he might try to buy it again. š
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.51: āāāāāāāā
- Chainlink is like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone, even when you’re just calling to complain about your portfolio. Steady and stable… for now. š¤
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $368.78: āāāā
- Remember Bitcoin Cash? Yeah, me neither. Apparently, it’s still a thing, but that 12% pump today smells suspiciously like a dead cat bounce. š¹
Tesla’s robotaxi dreams might be hitting a speed bump (no self-driving permits? Shocker!), but hey, at least Bitcoin is still chugging along… kind of. While Elon’s out there promising us the moon, the crypto market seems to be taking the opposite trajectory. Is this a buying opportunity or the beginning of the end? Let’s just say I’m keeping my clown makeup on standby. š¤”
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 65707.1 | 1.38T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 2616.34 | 315B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+1% | 155.19 | 91B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
584.83 | 85.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 56% | 0.55 | 54.6B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 34.8B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
5.27 | 26.9B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 2614.4 | 25.5B | 9720 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.12 | 17B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 77% | 0.36 | 16.2B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.16 | 13.9B | 9721 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.16 | 13.7B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 56% | 28.79 | 20.6B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 14 |  |
 |
41.75 | 12.5B | 38 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 10.27 | 11.5B | 21 | APT | Aptos | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 11.51 | 11.5B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 10.8B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 65504.5 | 9.78B | 9723 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 8.05 | 8.05B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
29% | 1.76 | 7.58B | 41 | OP | Optimism | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 3.82 | 7.49B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+12% | 94% | 368.78 | 7.74B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 4.42 | 6.66B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 6.14 | 6.05B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.96 | 6.02B | 18 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.56 | 5.63B | 47 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 89% | 66.93 | 5.62B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 20 | DAI | Dai |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and you’re left wondering if you should be buying the dip or heading for the hills. My advice? Hold on tight, don’t check your portfolio too often, and remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. š