- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin is up 3% – either everyone’s suddenly craving a good head bonk (relatable), or there’s something smarter happening here. Given the name, I’m leaning towards the former, but hey, a 100x leverage gamble on BONK? Don’t mind if I do!
- REEF (Reef)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down 22%? Oof, looks like REEF took a dive deeper than Michael Burry browsing Zillow for doomsday bunkers. Maybe those underwater mortgages are coming back to haunt us.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- This coin’s trying to ride the coattails of its meme-lord daddy, but let’s be honest, the only thing baby about it is the returns. It’s like the crypto equivalent of that weird kid in school who tries to copy the cool kids but just ends up looking sad.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 7%! This one’s actually got some core strength (see what I did there?) to be pumping while others are taking a nap. Maybe, just maybe, this one’s got what it takes to make it in this crazy crypto casino.
- ASM (Assemble AI)
- $0.04: ⭐
- Assemble AI, more like disassemble my portfolio! This one took a 10% nosedive. Even with a cool AI-powered name, it’s proving that in the crypto-sphere, hype can only carry you so far.
Remember those Tesla robotaxis Elon’s been hyping? Turns out, self-driving profits are about as real as those promised passive income schemes from buying a Tesla and using it as a taxi. Just like Elon’s promises, some cryptos are all hype and no substance, while others might actually be onto something. Let’s see what’s what in the wild world of digital dough!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 2.1B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
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+7% | 0.09 | 443M | 138 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 2 |  |
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-1% | 92% | 1.46 | 3.97B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 3 |  |
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+5% | 100% | 38.13 | 801M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 4 |  |
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-22% | 0.01 | 150M | 289 | REEF | Reef | |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 8.61 | 43.1M | 635 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 4.23 | 1.09B | 102 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 7 |  |
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22% | 1.76 | 1.76B | 148 | ARKM | Arkham | |
| 8 |  |
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+4% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.01B | 73 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 9 |  |
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+8% | 0 | 122M | 385 | SPELL | Spell Token | |
| 10 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 634M | 132 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 11 |  |
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+7% | 43% | 1 | 2.09B | 76 | CORE | Core |
| 12 |  |
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0.02 | 699M | 101 | CKB | Nervos Network | ||
| 13 |  |
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+3% | 49% | 0.02 | 411M | 242 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 14 |  |
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-2% | 0.48 | 88.9M | 403 | ARK | Ark | |
| 15 |  |
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+5% | 1.56 | 1.39B | 58 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 16 |  |
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+9% | 48% | 1.36 | 1.36B | 105 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
| 17 |  |
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64% | 0.72 | 419M | 187 | BNX | BinaryX | |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 0.37 | 437M | 190 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 19 |  |
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0.5 | 497M | 249 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | ||
| 20 |  |
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3.64 | 72.8M | 598 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | ||
| 21 |  |
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+8% | 2.04 | 1.13B | 121 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 22 |  |
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+2% | 51% | 1.13 | 204M | 355 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 23 |  |
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+2% | 66.11 | 178M | 267 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 0.15 | 149M | 291 | CVC | Civic | |
| 25 |  |
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-8% | 83% | 0.07 | 33.9M | 727 | MOC | Moss Coin |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 79% | 0.04 | 270M | 234 | SKL | SKALE |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 3.57 | 385M | 152 | ETHW | EthereumPoW | |
| 28 |  |
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-10% | 0.04 | 56.5M | 535 | ASM | Assemble AI |
The crypto market today is like a WallStreetBets thread come to life - a glorious, chaotic mess of diamond hands, paper hands, and enough hopium to sedate a small elephant. One thing’s for sure, whether you’re a seasoned crypto-whale or a newbie just trying to figure out how to buy a fraction of Bitcoin, it’s never a dull moment in this digital Wild West.