- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $65673.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The grandpa of crypto is up, but let’s be real, it’s like watching your grandpa try to breakdance—impressive for their age, but painful to watch.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is up! … by a fraction of a fraction of a penny. This dog’s learned to beg for scraps.
- UNI (Uniswap)
- $8.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Uniswap’s chilling in the middle like that kid in school who never got picked for dodgeball. Maybe one day, buddy, maybe one day.
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP’s like that friend who’s always saying they’re about to be ‘big time’ but still lives with their parents. The potential’s there, but will it ever happen?
- OP (Optimism)
- $1.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimism… because denial’s not just a river in Egypt. Hey, at least they’re cheap enough to buy with the spare change you found in your couch.
Google thinks they can just erase Bitcoin charts like my bad trades? Guess they haven’t heard of ’not your keys, not your charts.’ But seriously, folks, even Google’s throwing shade. Is this the beginning of the end, or just another manic Monday in the crypto-sphere? Let’s dive into this dumpster fire of data.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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0.16 | 13.9B | 9724 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 1 |  |
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56% | 29 | 20.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 2 |  |
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0.16 | 13.7B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 3 |  |
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81% | 66.78 | 994M | 87 | QNT | Quant | |
| 4 |  |
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41.78 | 12.5B | 38 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
1 | 34.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 8 |  |
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1 | 69.5M | 482 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 9 |  |
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1 | 494M | 130 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 10 |  |
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5.29 | 27.1B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 11 |  |
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0.37 | 3.75B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 12 |  |
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29% | 1.77 | 7.6B | 41 | OP | Optimism | |
| 13 |  |
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0.08 | 2.34B | 46 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 14 |  |
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8.01 | 8.01B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 15 |  |
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93% | 0.02 | 2.01B | 48 | VET | VeChain | |
| 16 |  |
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56% | 0.55 | 54.6B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 17 |  |
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154.56 | 90.7B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 10.8B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 6.14 | 6.05B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 587.15 | 85.7B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 21 |  |
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+1% | 70% | 19.25 | 4.06B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 65673.4 | 1.38T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.67B | 34 | XLM | Stellar |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 65694.8 | 4.29B | 9730 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 65542.4 | 9.79B | 9726 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 66.9 | 5.62B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 157.41 | 2.9B | 31 | XMR | Monero | |
| 28 |  |
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+1% | 77% | 0.36 | 16.3B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
So, is the crypto market crashing or just taking a power nap before the next bull run? Honestly, who knows? This whole thing’s rigged anyway, right? Just kidding… unless?