- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, proving once again that a billion-dollar market cap doesn’t buy you common sense or utility. It’s like the Kardashian of crypto - famous for being famous, but nobody’s quite sure why.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $369.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash, the awkward cousin who shows up to the family reunion with a chip on their shoulder and a point to prove. Still trying to convince everyone they’re the real Bitcoin.
- ARB (Arbitrum)
- $0.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arbitrum, like that overachieving friend who actually delivers on their promises. Scaling Ethereum? Check. Keeping gas fees reasonable? Check. What will they conquer next? We’re placing bets on world domination.
- FIL (Filecoin)
- $3.85: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Filecoin - because decentralized storage is the future, or so they say. Still trying to figure out if it’s the next big thing or just a really elaborate way to store cat videos.
Hold onto your hats, folks, because the crypto market is playing hopscotch with our sanity again! We’re wading through a sea of stablecoins desperately trying to maintain their peg (spoiler: it’s harder than it looks) and watching in awe as Bitcoin, our golden boy (after that brief dip below $30k - we didn’t talk about it), claws its way back to a semblance of respectability. Oh, and remember those Reddit warriors betting their life savings on meme coins? Yeah, they’re strangely quiet today.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 1 | 69.5M | 481 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
1 | 1 | 494M | 130 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||||
2 | 81% | 66.79 | 994M | 88 | QNT | Quant | |||
3 | +7% | 1.17 | 1.17B | 70 | LDO | Lido DAO | |||
4 | +6% | 86% | 1434.65 | 1.44B | 63 | MKR | Maker | ||
5 | +2% | 4.53 | 1.77B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |||
6 | +1% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.02B | 48 | VET | VeChain | ||
7 | +1% | 0.08 | 2.34B | 46 | CRO | Cronos | |||
8 | +5% | 0.05 | 2.74B | 9803 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |||
9 | +6% | 75% | 0.06 | 2.75B | 44 | HBAR | Hedera | ||
10 | +2% | 157.96 | 2.91B | 31 | XMR | Monero | |||
11 | 0.38 | 3.76B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | ||||
12 | +2% | 52% | 0.63 | 3.95B | 45 | MNT | Mantle | ||
13 | +2% | 70% | 19.29 | 4.06B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | ||
14 | +1% | 65713.6 | 4.29B | 9729 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |||
15 | +4% | 8.34 | 4.37B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |||
16 | +2% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.67B | 34 | XLM | Stellar | ||
17 | 1 | 5.37B | 20 | DAI | Dai | ||||
18 | +2% | 89% | 67.02 | 5.63B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | ||
19 | +5% | 0.57 | 5.65B | 47 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
20 | 6.14 | 6.05B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||||
21 | +5% | 5.06 | 6.15B | 18 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
22 | +4% | 4.44 | 6.69B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
23 | +12% | 94% | 369.84 | 7.77B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
24 | +5% | 3.85 | 7.54B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
25 | +1% | 29% | 1.77 | 7.61B | 41 | OP | Optimism | ||
26 | +2% | 8.01 | 8.01B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
27 | +1% | 65540.5 | 9.79B | 9725 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |||
28 | +2% | 0 | 10.8B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
As always, the crypto market remains a thrilling mix of genius and insanity. Is it a bubble? A revolution? A giant Ponzi scheme orchestrated by lizard people? Frankly, at this point, we’re too scared to ask. One thing’s for sure - you’re not going to want to miss the next episode.