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2024-10-15 Crypto-Market: Where Lambo? Still Waiting

Buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's bond market. We're diving into the wild world of Fully Diluted Market Cap, where dreams are made of pixels and volatility is the name of the game.

  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $65225.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Rootstock Smart Bitcoin: Sounds like a stable genius, right? Maybe it’s onto something. Then again, maybe it’s just another case of ’too smart for its own good.’ Like that one kid in high school who aced calculus but couldn’t tie his own shoelaces. But hey, a 4% gain is a 4% gain in this crazy crypto casino.
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $1.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Artificial Superintelligence Alliance : The name screams ‘we’re gonna take over the world!’. The price whispers ’not with that market cap, you’re not.’ Look, I’m all for ambitious robots, but someone needs to tell FET that even world domination requires a decent marketing budget.
  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $0.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Kadena, the overachiever of the day! A 6% gain? In this market? You go, girl! Kadena’s looking like the valedictorian who’s also secretly a ninja – smart, stealthy, and surprisingly good with nunchucks (or, you know, blockchain technology).
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BabyDoge: Because who needs originality when you can just ride the coattails of a meme coin, right? This is like the crypto equivalent of that kid in school who copied everyone else’s homework.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $39.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI: Oh, you mysterious acronym, you! Is it a secret society? A cutting-edge tech? Who knows! But hey, a 12% pump is nothing to sneeze at. Maybe it’s time to consult the Magic 8-Ball and see what the future holds for this enigmatic asset.

Hold your horses, crypto cowboys! Kadena (KDA) is strutting its stuff with a 24-hour gain. Maybe, just maybe, it’s time to stop daydreaming about that Google Play gift card escape from Elon’s robotaxi and grab some KDA—before even Anonymous Indians are driving those things.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 65225.2 1.37T 9753 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 +3% 92% 1.5 4.07B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 +7% 2767.39 3.94B 9722 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
3 +11% 0 2.17B 52 BONK Bonk
4 +10% 43% 1.02 2.13B 76 CORE Core
5 -3% 22% 1.74 1.74B 151 ARKM Arkham
6 +3% 1.65 1.65B 118 RON Ronin
7 +6% 1% 1.64 1.64B 884 DFG Defigram
8 +5% 16.32 1.63B 5912 VERI Veritaseum
9 0.99 1.62B 561 MCT Metacraft
10 +5% 8% 1.52 1.52B 317 MRS Metars Genesis
11 +7% 1.58 1.4B 60 OM MANTRA
12 +9% 48% 1.35 1.35B 106 SUPER SuperVerse
13 -6% 0.12 1.21B 1387 CBG Chainbing
14 +14% 2.09 1.16B 120 RAY Raydium
15 +7% 4.32 1.12B 102 PENDLE Pendle
16 +7% 1.64 1.1B 4164 MC Merit Circle
17 +9% 98% 0.02 1.04B 72 JASMY JasmyCoin
18 0.79 921M 111 AXL Axelar
19 +3% 57% 8.87 877M 127 DEXE DeXe
20 +12% 100% 39.45 828M 84 ORDI ORDI
21 +6% 192.68 826M 9732 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
22 +5% 8% 0.79 790M 504 COL Clash of Lilliput
23 +6% 37% 0.39 789M 175 ID SPACE ID
24 +6% 0.02 724M 99 CKB Nervos Network
25 +11% 52% 0.01 723M 156 RSR Reserve Rights
26 +10% 0 665M 128 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
27 +6% 29% 0.59 594M 269 KDA Kadena
28 +5% 0.19 581M 256 AGI Delysium

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. Will your portfolio be sipping champagne or drowning its sorrows in cheap beer? Stay tuned. It’s a jungle out there. And in this jungle, it’s survival of the fittest… or at least the funniest.

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