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2024-10-15 Market Dumpster Dive: Low FD Market Cap Cryptos 10M

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get real...ly pathetic. We're diving into the bargain bin of crypto, where dreams go to die and your grandma's stock portfolio outperforms these sad sacks.

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐
    • 503% gain in 24 hours? Honey, you peaked. This is like finding your Tamagotchi from 1998 and thinking it’s your ticket to retirement.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • 124% pump and you’re still cheaper than a cup of coffee. Even the name sounds like a desperate cry for help.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐
    • ‘Old’ is right. This coin is about as relevant as a Myspace profile in 2024. Time to accept defeat and move on.
  • EXRD (e-Radix)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • 9% gain and thinking you’re hot stuff? This isn’t American Idol, sweetheart, you’re barely clinging to the bottom rung.
  • DREP (Drep [new])
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐
    • New and improved? More like ’new and equally doomed.’ A 43% bump can’t hide the fact that you’re basically financial spam.

Remember those self-driving taxis from Google and Tesla everyone’s laughing about? Turns out, even AI knows better than to touch these low market cap cryptos. We’re talking bottom-of-the-barrel, scraping-for-pennies levels of desperation.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +3% 0.05 0 4361 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 +9% 3% 0.02 393M 1005 EXRD e-Radix
2 19% 0 7K 2703 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 +124% 0 76.8K 2458 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +14% 79% 0 205K 2309 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 +6% 0 172K 2295 RFR Refereum
6 +22% 0 365K 2170 PLAY Play Token
7 +7% 99% 0 453K 2055 MARO Maro
8 +43% 0.01 577K 1977 DREP Drep [new]
9 -3% 0.01 639K 1964 VEGA Vega Protocol
10 +503% 89% 0.01 755K 1939 WTC Waltonchain
11 +42% 88% 0 757K 1943 YLD Yield App
12 -10% 14% 0 810K 2375 PTS Petals
13 58% 0 1.02M 1971 LYRA Lyra
14 0 1.16M 1785 REV Revain
15 +2% 0.01 1.22M 1777 GRV Grove Coin
16 +6% 69% 0 2.22M 1695 TAMA Tamadoge
17 +6% 87% 0 1.84M 1684 DOCK Dock
18 +8% 97% 0.02 1.66M 1678 WAIT Hourglass
19 83% 0 1.86M 1693 BWO Battle World
20 +5% 0.17 2.1M 1600 RGT Rari Governance Token
21 -5% 49% 0 2.48M 1764 STRM StreamCoin
22 +5% 59% 0 4.2M 1555 QOM Shiba Predator
23 -1% 54% 0 2.66M 1722 SSG SOMESING
24 +4% 0 2.75M 1998 THN Throne
25 -1% 0.01 2.99M 1595 VTS Veritise
26 79% 0 3.08M 1563 FOR ForTube
27 0.29 3.2M 1472 REP Augur
28 +4% 65% 0 3.39M 1586 RFOX RFOX

The overall sentiment? Imagine a sea of clowns, each more desperate than the last to convince you their balloon animal is worth a million bucks. My advice? Save your money for something worthwhile… like a down payment on that robotaxi, because at this rate, it’s a safer investment than these cryptos.

Made with the laziness 🦥
by a busy guy