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2024-10-15 Pumping Iron: Crypto Edition

Crypto land saw more red than a bull in a china shop, but hey, at least some coins are putting up a fight! We're diving into the 10M market cap contenders, separating the wannabes from the 'make it rain' gang.

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Holy smokes, Batman! This one’s up 485% in the past 24 hours! Either Waltonchain figured out how to teleport physical goods using blockchain or someone’s been hitting the buy button harder than a toddler on a sugar rush. Let’s see if this rocket has enough fuel or if it’s heading back to Earth.
  • STC (SaitaChain Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 170% in 24 hours, but down 70% for the week? This coin’s more volatile than a Kanye rant after a Twitter suspension. Strap in, folks, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
  • EPX (Ellipsis)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This coin’s trying to elliptical its way to the top with a 152% 24-hour jump. That’s like finding a twenty bucks in your pocket, only to realize it’s actually a coupon for a free kale smoothie. Still, a win’s a win, right?
  • CULT (Cult DAO)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • They say there’s a sucker born every minute. Cult DAO’s banking on that with a 25% pump. Are they building the future of decentralized finance or just really good at memes? The jury’s still out on this one.

Remember those Reddit posts about perma-bull markets? Well, someone forgot to tell Google. They Thanos-snapped Bitcoin and crypto price charts right off search results! Maybe they’re trying to save us from ourselves… or from making rash 100x leverage decisions? Either way, while the broader market plays hide-and-seek with gains, some scrappy contenders in the 10M market cap arena are making moves.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +485% 89% 0.01 753K 1938 WTC Waltonchain
1 +170% 21% 0 42.6M 1100 STC SaitaChain Coin
2 +152% 57% 0 4.38M 1558 EPX Ellipsis
3 +86% 0 74.1K 2463 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +51% 0.01 610K 1966 DREP Drep [new]
5 +42% 88% 0 757K 1942 YLD Yield App
6 +31% 0.06 62.6M 532 POLY Polymath
7 +25% 64% 0 19.4M 984 CULT Cult DAO
8 +21% 79% 4.08 19.6M 903 MCB MUX Protocol
9 +21% 74% 0.65 161M 329 SYN Synapse
10 +16% 30% 0.06 5.68M 1660 HSF Hillstone Finance
11 +16% 52% 0 3.91M 1611 WOZX Efforce
12 +16% 0.29 14.4M 936 VXV Vectorspace AI
13 +14% 0.03 27.2M 757 NXRA Nexera
14 +14% 0.01 10.9M 1186 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
15 +14% 0.01 88M 704 RLY Rally
16 +13% 0.07 35.7M 658 UPP Sentinel Protocol
17 +12% 0.01 6.37M 1228 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
18 +11% 82% 0 28.2M 792 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
19 +11% 0 10.4M 1494 NEST NEST Protocol
20 +11% 79% 0 205K 2307 DAWN Dawn Protocol
21 +11% 100% 0.03 20M 820 LWA LumiWave
22 +10% 0 79.4M 693 BRISE Bitgert
23 +9% 0 124M 384 SPELL Spell Token
24 +9% 39.15 392M 196 METIS Metis
25 +9% 0.09 455M 137 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
26 +9% 0 2.81M 1991 THN Throne
27 +9% 48% 1.38 1.38B 105 SUPER SuperVerse
28 +9% 0.01 6.09M 1469 PRE Presearch

So, there you have it, folks—the crypto market: where logic goes to die, and memes become million-dollar ideas. Is it a bubble? Who knows! But it sure is entertaining. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go try and find Google’s customer service number. I hear they’re accepting payment in Doge.

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