- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.29: ⭐⭐
- Someone spun the meme-coin wheel of fortune and landed on… well, this. A 51% pump in a week? This smells like the kind of magic trick that disappears faster than a Bitcoin price alert on Google.
- KEEP (Keep Network)
- $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ‘Keep’ dreaming if you think a 22% nosedive is a buying opportunity. Even my pet rock has better risk management skills.
- BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
- $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐
- They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. In this case, it’s more like the digital equivalent of your embarrassing younger sibling trying to copy your homework. Down 17%? Maybe Bitcoin 3 will fare better…or not.
- FUND (Unification)
- $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Unifying, my foot! This coin’s performance is about as unified as a room full of toddlers arguing over a juice box.
- DERO (Dero)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dero, Dero, wherefore art thou, stable gains? Hiding behind a measly 12% dip? Pathetic.
- OPTI (Optimus AI)
- $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimus AI pumping 97% this week? More like ‘Suspicious Pump-And-Dump’, amirite?
Remember that Reddit post about Tesla’s robotaxi dreams hitting a speedbump? Turns out, even the almighty Elon Musk can’t escape the cold, hard reality of regulatory hurdles. Meanwhile, the crypto-verse is having its own meltdown. Coincidence? I think not. It’s almost as if the universe is telling us that throwing money at shiny, futuristic things doesn’t guarantee success…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-22% | 0.09 | 86.3M | 439 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 1 |  |
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-16% | 99% | 0.29 | 295M | 216 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 2 |  |
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-16% | 0.05 | 6.15M | 1652 | FUND | Unification | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-14% | 87% | 0.28 | 5.8M | 1307 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 4 |  |
 |
-12% | 68% | 1 | 21M | 934 | DERO | Dero |
| 5 |  |
 |
-12% | 33% | 0.4 | 48.2M | 884 | SD | Stader |
| 6 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 7.32M | 1192 | GMM | Gamium | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-8% | 84% | 0.03 | 29.5M | 773 | VIDT | VIDT DAO |
| 8 |  |
 |
-7% | 11% | 0 | 191M | 796 | DEL | Decimal |
| 9 |  |
 |
-7% | 14% | 0 | 840K | 2371 | PTS | Petals |
| 10 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.4 | 396M | 235 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.04 | 57.4M | 533 | ASM | Assemble AI | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.01 | 100M | 432 | ALI | Artificial Liquid Intelligence | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 22% | 1.74 | 1.74B | 150 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.01 | 8.42M | 1263 | SOLVE | SOLVE | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 2% | 0.01 | 13.3M | 2096 | GF | GuildFi |
| 16 |  |
 |
-5% | 49% | 0 | 2.47M | 1764 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 78% | 0 | 9.4M | 1185 | BTM | BytomDAO |
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.1 | 9.93M | 1093 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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-4% | 99% | 0.02 | 38.8M | 626 | NCT | PolySwarm |
| 20 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.12 | 1.22B | 1383 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.77 | 905M | 111 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.65 | 72.1M | 470 | USDX | USDX [Kava] | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.07 | 8.12M | 1145 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 16.3M | 959 | QTCON | Quiztok | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-3% | 95% | 0.42 | 26.4M | 768 | BURGER | BurgerCities |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 31% | 0.01 | 141M | 598 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.04 | 47.4M | 848 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.41 | 19.7M | 971 | MTRG | Meter Governance |
So, there you have it, folks: a crypto market recap that’s more volatile than a teenager’s love life. Remember, just because something is digital doesn’t mean it can escape the laws of gravity…or common sense. Invest wisely, or at least try to be entertained by the inevitable train wreck.