- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BONK, going down faster than my will to live after reading this market update. Guess they didn’t bonk the doubters hard enough, huh?
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.90: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Someone in Arkham Asylum is laughing their ass off right now as this coin pumps while others crumble. Maybe insanity is the key to crypto success after all.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $36.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, holding relatively steady like a toddler refusing to let go of a half-eaten chicken nugget. Bullish on stubbornness? I guess we’ll see.
- CORE (Core)
- $0.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Core, more like Core-ntine. This coin’s stuck in the middle, not quite dead, but definitely not thriving. Time to send in a rescue mission or cut its losses?
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.28: ⭐⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? Even with a name that screams ‘desperate cash grab,’ this coin still tanked harder than my faith in humanity after reading the news.
The crypto streets are buzzing like a beehive after a Red Bull binge, and guess what everyone’s talking about? Shorting bans, shady dealings, and more rug pulls than a Turkish carpet store! Boeing’s out here borrowing billions like they’re trying to outspend the feds, while NVDA’s playing pump-and-dump like a WallStreetBets intern hopped up on Monster Energy. Meanwhile, Korea’s decided shorting stocks is now a crime punishable by a lifetime of K-Pop karaoke. Looks like someone’s afraid of a little market correction.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+3% | 22% | 1.9 | 1.9B | 140 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
0.07 | 8.11M | 1137 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
100% | 7.92 | 7.92M | 1143 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+4% | 50% | 0.25 | 24.6M | 987 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-2% | 28% | 0.4 | 405M | 328 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 63% | 0 | 10.8M | 1207 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-2% | 0 | 73.2M | 466 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-12% | 99% | 0.28 | 281M | 215 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-3% | 100% | 36.86 | 774M | 87 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-7% | 82% | 0 | 76M | 506 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 7K | 2688 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
2749.4 | 3.91B | 9709 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 32% | 0.54 | 538M | 261 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
 |
-6% | 0 | 73.7M | 484 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-42% | 0 | 210K | 2290 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.19 | 565M | 258 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-3% | 0.01 | 79.7M | 472 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 888 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.03 | 25.4M | 778 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.09 | 9.03M | 1117 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
 |
4% | 0 | 46.1M | 1602 | HVH | HAVAH | |
| 21 |  |
 |
77% | 0.01 | 5.86M | 1337 | IMGNAI | imgnAI | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 43% | 0.99 | 2.07B | 75 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 31% | 0.01 | 140M | 594 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
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-6% | 0 | 12.7M | 1029 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
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+2% | 86% | 0.15 | 145M | 312 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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-10% | 0.03 | 17.6M | 1316 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.01 | 1.26M | 1768 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 2.05B | 53 | BONK | Bonk |
The crypto market’s like that one friend who walks into a glass door and then blames you for not warning them. Sure, it’s volatile, unpredictable, and potentially disastrous—but hey, at least it’s entertaining! Strap in, because this rollercoaster’s just getting started. And remember, in crypto, it’s not about how much you make, it’s about how much you didn’t lose. 💎🙌 (Or maybe just stick to index funds. Seriously.)