Featured image of post 2024-10-16  Crypto-Carnage or Bull-Rally? You Decide Im Going Back to Bed

2024-10-16 Crypto-Carnage or Bull-Rally? You Decide Im Going Back to Bed

Buckle up buttercup, the crypto market's gone wilder than Elon in a spacesuit factory! We've got rugpulls, prison sentences for shorting, and enough 'buy high, sell low' action to make your head spin.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The Dogefather may be cashing out Bitcoin, but the people’s pupcoin is still up! Is this the power of memes? The power of Elon? Or just the power of being too stubborn to die? Your guess is as good as mine.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $67607.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The OG crypto is holding strong, but let’s be real, it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry these days. Maybe it’s time for Bitcoin to hit the gym, get a makeover, and come back with some new tricks.
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $71.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold, or maybe it’s more like the nickel to Bitcoin’s dollar. Either way, it’s up this week, so congrats to all the Litecoin faithful who haven’t lost hope (or their shirts).
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Shiba Inu, the meme coin that just won’t quit, even if its price is doing its best impression of a flatlining heart rate. Listen, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but at this point, you’re basically betting on a miracle.
  • ETC (Ethereum Classic)
    • $19.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Remember that time Ethereum hard forked and left ETC in the dust? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But hey, at least it’s not in the crypto graveyard (yet). Maybe one day it’ll make a comeback, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Speaking of rugpulls, our beloved Dogefather seems to have pulled off another one. Word on the street is that Tesla moved a cool $765 million in Bitcoin to parts unknown. Coincidence? I think not. Looks like someone’s funding their Mars aspirations (or maybe just a Twitter debate).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +8% 0.13 18.4B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
1 +6% 89% 71.52 6.01B 20 LTC Litecoin
2 +2% 94% 67607.6 1.42T 1 BTC Bitcoin
3 +2% 67597.6 4.41B 9717 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
4 +2% 67368.1 10.1B 9714 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
5 +1% 0 11B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
6 +1% 70% 19.59 4.13B 29 ETC Ethereum Classic
7 595.38 86.9B 4 BNB BNB
8 0.08 2.35B 44 CRO Cronos
9 155.99 91.5B 5 SOL Solana
10 0.16 13.8B 9 TRX TRON
11 0.57 5.75B 45 ARB Arbitrum
12 0.16 13.9B 9712 WTRX Wrapped TRON
13 1 494M 126 TUSD TrueUSD
14 2615.75 25.6B 9711 stETH Lido Staked ETH
15 2615.21 315B 2 ETH Ethereum
16 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
17 1 69.6M 471 BUSD BUSD
18 1 34.9B 6 USDC USDC
19 1 5.36B 21 DAI Dai
20 56% 0.54 54.3B 7 XRP XRP
21 0.37 3.73B 72 MATIC Polygon
22 59% 0.09 4.66B 34 XLM Stellar
23 93% 0.02 2.02B 48 VET VeChain
24 54% 0.63 3.93B 42 MNT Mantle
25 41.34 12.4B 38 OKB OKB
26 -1% 5.24 26.8B 10 TON Toncoin
27 -1% 154.87 2.86B 31 XMR Monero
28 -1% 81% 66.33 987M 85 QNT Quant

So, there you have it, the crypto market in all its glory— volatile, unpredictable, and slightly unhinged. Is it a bubble? Is it the future? Who knows! In the meantime, I’m just gonna grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show. Don’t forget your helmet, because this rollercoaster’s got a few more loops to go.

Made with the laziness 🦥
by a busy guy