- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $66907.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is up today, but let’s be real, watching Bitcoin’s price these days is like watching paint dry after a root canal.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2604.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the over-promising, under-delivering second fiddle of the crypto world, somehow managed to not implode this week! Color me shocked.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s up, probably because everyone’s realizing they need a reliable source of data after that whole Trump Media fiasco. I mean, who invests in a company with less revenue than a Krispy Kreme?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is down, because even the doge-themed meme-coin hype train couldn’t survive the crypto winter. Shocking, I know. Next!
- SOL (Solana)
- $153.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana’s down bad. Remember when everyone thought it was the ‘Ethereum killer?’ Good times. Good times.
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Boeing? Yeah, they’re drowning in debt like a certain orange ex-president in legal battles. Turns out, building airplanes that don’t spontaneously combust is kinda pricey. Who knew? But hey, at least they’re not a meme stock inflated by Redditors high on hopium and tendies. Oh wait, some of those are in the crypto market too!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 66907.8 | 1.41T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
2604.84 | 314B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 153.4 | 90B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+1% | 590.73 | 86.2B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 56% | 0.54 | 53.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 34.9B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.19 | 26.5B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
2602.99 | 25.4B | 9701 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.12 | 17.4B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 0.35 | 15.8B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.9B | 9702 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 41.19 | 12.4B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 56% | 27.31 | 19.5B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
10.2 | 11.4B | 22 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 11.17 | 11.2B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 10.6B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 66801.9 | 9.98B | 9704 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 7.71 | 7.71B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 29% | 1.73 | 7.41B | 41 | OP | Optimism |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 3.71 | 7.28B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 354.97 | 7.45B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.31 | 6.49B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
6.08 | 5.99B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
4.93 | 5.99B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
+5% | 89% | 70.64 | 5.93B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.57 | 5.68B | 45 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 20 | DAI | Dai |
Well, there you have it folks, another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. The markets are about as predictable as Elon Musk’s next tweet, and just as likely to give you whiplash. So, until next time, stay strapped in, hodl on tight, and remember, it’s only funny money until you need to pay rent.