- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- The name says it all. This coin’s price is flatter than a pancake after a steamroller convention. 0% change? More like 0% chance of ever seeing your investment again. Maybe it’s time to… BONK yourself on the head for buying this.
- STORJ (Storj)
- $0.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hey, look at Storj, acting all healthy with a 27% pump! Don’t get too excited, it’s probably just riding the coattails of some forgotten meme. Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day… or something like that.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, you’re like the mysterious loner at the back of the crypto bar. People are whispering about your 37 bucks a pop price tag, but nobody really knows what you do. Keep playing it cool, you brooding asset, you.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.96: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham, you sly dog! A respectable 11% gain has got you looking like the smartest kid in the detention center. Just try not to lose it all on a memecoin bender, okay?
- METIS (Metis)
- $43.81: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Metis is up 13%! That’s more than your friend who swears they’re a day trader. But let’s be real, in the crypto-sphere, today’s gains are tomorrow’s ‘I told you I should’ve sold’ regrets.
Speaking of rug pulls, someone should check on the folks who bought into Trump Media. The stock (if you can call it that) took a nosedive after a suspicious surge. Maybe they should’ve shorted it like it’s going out of style in South Korea. Prison for shorting stocks? Talk about a bear market!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-64% | 0 | 53.1M | 546 | REEF | Reef | |
| 1 |  |
 |
0 | 2.08B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
+27% | 0.61 | 259M | 195 | STORJ | Storj | |
| 3 |  |
 |
92% | 1.47 | 3.99B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.08 | 422M | 141 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-2% | 100% | 37.2 | 781M | 87 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+11% | 22% | 1.96 | 1.96B | 139 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 7 |  |
 |
+13% | 0.55 | 101M | 365 | ARK | Ark | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 4.37 | 1.13B | 100 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 7.75 | 38.8M | 670 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 98% | 0.02 | 997M | 74 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 11 |  |
 |
3.65 | 73M | 594 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
1.55 | 1.37B | 57 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.01 | 90M | 689 | RLY | Rally | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.5 | 503M | 248 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 606M | 135 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.02 | 697M | 101 | CKB | Nervos Network | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
43% | 0.99 | 2.09B | 75 | CORE | Core | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+6% | 99% | 0 | 24.8M | 765 | KEY | SelfKey |
| 19 |  |
 |
+13% | 43.81 | 438M | 188 | METIS | Metis | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 49% | 0.02 | 380M | 252 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 21 |  |
 |
0.37 | 437M | 190 | LUNA | Terra | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 48% | 1.39 | 1.39B | 102 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
| 23 |  |
 |
+4% | 2.13 | 1.18B | 119 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.79 | 925M | 107 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.07 | 36.5M | 644 | UPP | Sentinel Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.14 | 145M | 295 | CVC | Civic | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-10% | 64% | 0.65 | 374M | 196 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 65.28 | 175M | 270 | TRB | Tellor |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, where logic takes a backseat to speculation, and FOMO is the fuel that drives the Lambo dreams… or the ramen noodle nightmares. Invest responsibly, or don’t. I’m just a blog post, not your financial advisor (thank goodness for that).