- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.05: ⭐⭐
- Stratis [Old]? More like Stratis [Moldy]. This coin’s been hanging around like that one guest who doesn’t know how to take a hint. Time to pack it in, grandpa, the internet’s moved on.
- EXRD (e-Radix)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- e-Radix: The ’e’ stands for ’expensive lesson’ if you bought the top. Zero percent change in the last 24 hours? Sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry on a Tuesday.
- TAMA (Tamadoge)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Tamadoge – because everything’s better with a dog meme, right? Even with a 2% bump, this one’s still cheaper than a cup of coffee (and probably just as addictive).
- WAIT (Hourglass)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hourglass? More like ‘Hour-wasted’ if you’re hoping for this one to moon. It’s only up 1%, which in cryptoland is basically the same as admitting defeat.
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Boeing? Yeah, they’re back in the news for borrowing tens of billions of dollars because apparently, building planes that occasionally decide to become lawn darts isn’t the best business model. Maybe they should’ve invested in some of these 10M market cap gems instead!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-1% | 0.05 | 0 | 4081 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
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3% | 0.02 | 394M | 1005 | EXRD | e-Radix | |
| 2 |  |
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19% | 0 | 7K | 2688 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 3 |  |
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+2% | 79% | 0 | 210K | 2291 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 4 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 178K | 2278 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 5 |  |
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-73% | 89% | 0 | 202K | 2271 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 6 |  |
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-65% | 88% | 0 | 261K | 2225 | YLD | Yield App |
| 7 |  |
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+288% | 0 | 299K | 2160 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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-13% | 0 | 314K | 2202 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 9 |  |
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-11% | 99% | 0 | 403K | 2081 | MARO | Maro |
| 10 |  |
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+2% | 0.01 | 591K | 1972 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 631K | 1965 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 12 |  |
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+9% | 14% | 0 | 890K | 2349 | PTS | Petals |
| 13 |  |
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58% | 0 | 1.02M | 1970 | LYRA | Lyra | |
| 14 |  |
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0 | 1.16M | 1785 | REV | Revain | ||
| 15 |  |
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+2% | 0.01 | 1.25M | 1775 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 16 |  |
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+2% | 69% | 0 | 2.27M | 1694 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 17 |  |
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+1% | 97% | 0.02 | 1.7M | 1673 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 18 |  |
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+20% | 87% | 0 | 2.2M | 1627 | DOCK | Dock |
| 19 |  |
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+7% | 83% | 0 | 1.99M | 1674 | BWO | Battle World |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 0.16 | 2.04M | 1610 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 21 |  |
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-15% | 49% | 0 | 2.09M | 1823 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 22 |  |
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59% | 0 | 4.2M | 1554 | QOM | Shiba Predator | |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 2.7M | 2002 | THN | Throne | |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 54% | 0 | 2.71M | 1715 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 25 |  |
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79% | 0 | 3.06M | 1567 | FOR | ForTube | |
| 26 |  |
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-1% | 0.29 | 3.15M | 1479 | REP | Augur | |
| 27 |  |
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-4% | 65% | 0 | 3.23M | 1601 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 52% | 0 | 3.6M | 1631 | WOZX | Efforce |
Well, there you have it, folks – the land of forgotten altcoins, where dreams go to die and hopium goes to get euthanized. Is the entire crypto market a giant bubble? I’ll let you be the judge of that. Just don’t come crying to me when your portfolio is worth less than a used napkin.