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2024-10-16 Pump It or Dump It: Todays Crypto Market Roundup

Crypto land saw more fireworks than a Michael Bay film today. Strap in for the wild ride through the most absurd market moves.

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SONM… sounds like a bad sequel to Bitcoin, but hey, a 421% 7-day gain? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. This one’s for you, degens.
  • EPX (Ellipsis)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ellipsis… more like ‘Eclipsed by Bitcoin,’ am I right? Still, a 517% pump? Someone’s gotta be early to the party, even if it’s in the wrong neighborhood.
  • UFO (UFO Gaming)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UFO Gaming… because nothing says ’trust your finances’ like extraterrestrials and video games. 70% ain’t bad, but I’d rather invest in a ‘Magic: The Gathering’ starter deck.
  • CORE (cVault.finance)
    • $4477.46: ⭐
    • cVault.finance… With a name that screams ‘we’re definitely not hiding anything,’ what could go wrong? Oh, and the fact that it’s barely budged while other coins are having seizures? Yeah, pass.

Remember that dumpster fire we call Boeing? Well, turns out even they’re better at managing debt than some of these crypto projects. While Boeing’s out here borrowing billions just to keep the lights on, some of these coins are up thousands of percent… for now. Don’t get too excited, rug pulls are more common than common sense in these parts.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +292% 0 291K 2165 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 +140% 57% 0 10.6M 1245 EPX Ellipsis
2 +47% 0 16.5M 881 UFO UFO Gaming
3 +28% 0.01 3.85M 1520 VTS Veritise
4 +24% 0.11 106M 360 KEEP Keep Network
5 +22% 87% 0 2.22M 1626 DOCK Dock
6 +22% 0.6 253M 197 STORJ Storj
7 +15% 0.01 7.38M 1177 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
8 +14% 30% 0.07 6.51M 1625 HSF Hillstone Finance
9 +13% 0 7.22M 1414 CAPS Ternoa
10 +11% 43.62 436M 188 METIS Metis
11 +11% 0.44 440M 223 TRIBE Tribe
12 +10% 0.54 99.9M 365 ARK Ark
13 +9% 68% 1.1 23.1M 898 DERO Dero
14 +9% 22% 1.96 1.96B 139 ARKM Arkham
15 +8% 56% 0 20.5M 1022 RXD Radiant
16 +8% 14% 0 890K 2344 PTS Petals
17 +8% 0.76 75.7M 747 SLND Save
18 +7% 37% 0 17.6M 1226 YOOSHI YooShi
19 +7% 31% 2 79.8M 761 BAR FC Barcelona Fan Token
20 +6% 0.08 38M 627 UPP Sentinel Protocol
21 +6% 0.01 11.2M 1259 SOFI RAI Finance
22 +6% 0.68 75.8M 455 USDX USDX [Kava]
23 +5% 0 84.1M 674 BRISE Bitgert
24 +5% 30% 0 302M 385 SURE inSure DeFi
25 +5% 4477.46 44.8M 8707 CORE cVault.finance
26 +5% 1.72 1.15B 3927 MC Merit Circle
27 +4% 0.18 176M 264 BORG SwissBorg
28 +4% 99% 0.22 8.62M 1117 ADS Adshares

The crypto market today is like a reality TV show - full of drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shocking upset. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring, but hey, neither is watching paint dry. 💎🙌 (Disclaimer: I have no idea what I’m doing, and neither do you.)

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