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2024-10-17 Crypto Bloodbath and the Walking Dead 10M

Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Buckle up buttercup, we're diving into the 'Highest Fully Diluted Market Cap' chart for a healthy dose of 'what were they thinking?!' and 'where's my lambo?!'

  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $0.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Kadena, the overlooked genius in the corner. Solid tech, but needs a marketing team that doesn’t think Comic Sans is cool. Still, a decent bet if you’re tired of the Dogecoin circus. Though, with uranium prices soaring, maybe those mines aren’t a bad idea after all…
  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $67130.29: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Rootstock Smart Bitcoin - trying to ride Bitcoin’s coattails since 2015. Newsflash: Bitcoin already exists. It’s like creating a ‘New Coke’ in a world obsessed with the original. Innovation or desperation? You decide.
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $1.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Artificial Superintelligence? More like Artificial Hype Alliance, am I right? They’re promising the moon, but haven’t even figured out how to build a rocket. Low price, high risk. Proceed with caution (or maybe a hazmat suit).
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like Bonk, it’s destined to go one way: down. This is the crypto equivalent of that friend who shows up to a party in a banana costume… funny at first, then just sad. Maybe it’ll make a comeback as a meme coin?

Folks on WallStreetBets are debating if Nvidia’s market cap exceeding a significant chunk of the US GDP is a sign of a bubble or not. Some argue it’s not even close to the dot com bubble because they ‘sell products to companies that have so much money they are spending billions on virtual reality sex goggles’. Meanwhile, Blackrock is laughing all the way to the bank with $11.5 trillion in assets. Coincidence? I think not! Seems like the big players are consolidating while the rest of us are left scrapping for scraps in the uranium mines… Speaking of scraps, let’s see which cryptos are barely clinging to life in this ‘Highest Fully Diluted Market Cap’ list.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 67130.3 1.41T 9743 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 2772.44 3.95B 9713 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
2 92% 1.43 3.9B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
3 +9% 0 2.28B 49 BONK Bonk
4 -3% 43% 0.96 2.02B 77 CORE Core
5 22% 1.82 1.82B 146 ARKM Arkham
6 +3% 1% 1.69 1.69B 881 DFG Defigram
7 +1% 16.67 1.67B 6050 VERI Veritaseum
8 0.97 1.59B 553 MCT Metacraft
9 -1% 1.57 1.57B 119 RON Ronin
10 8% 1.56 1.56B 306 MRS Metars Genesis
11 1.56 1.39B 56 OM MANTRA
12 48% 1.33 1.33B 106 SUPER SuperVerse
13 0.12 1.23B 1377 CBG Chainbing
14 -6% 2.03 1.13B 121 RAY Raydium
15 -3% 1.66 1.11B 4426 MC Merit Circle
16 4.29 1.11B 99 PENDLE Pendle
17 98% 0.02 1.01B 74 JASMY JasmyCoin
18 +5% 0.8 941M 105 AXL Axelar
19 8.69 839M 126 DEXE DeXe
20 8% 0.81 814M 486 COL Clash of Lilliput
21 190.37 813M 9723 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
22 -2% 100% 37.1 779M 88 ORDI ORDI
23 37% 0.38 770M 173 ID SPACE ID
24 -3% 52% 0.01 689M 155 RSR Reserve Rights
25 -1% 0.01 684M 103 CKB Nervos Network
26 -4% 0 589M 134 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
27 -1% 29% 0.59 585M 266 KDA Kadena
28 +1% 0.19 572M 254 AGI Delysium

So, is the crypto market a brilliant casino or a dumpster fire? Honestly, it’s a bit of both. Just remember, in the words of the wise Warren Buffet, ‘Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful… or just buy uranium, because apparently that’s the hot new thing now.’

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