- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the overachiever of the crypto world, is down a measly 2%. This thing is practically printing money compared to its peers. It’s like finding out your annoying neighbor who brags about their stock portfolio actually picked a winner. For once.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is down 3%, proving that meme magic has a shelf life shorter than a carton of milk in a college dorm. Elon’s probably too busy figuring out how to make Twitter profitable again to tweet about this sinking ship.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67230.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The granddaddy of crypto is holding steady…for now. But let’s be real, Bitcoin’s like that one friend who peaks at high school reunions. Sure, it’s still got some name recognition, but it’s basically trading on past glory.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, the self-proclaimed ‘Dogecoin killer,’ is down 4%. More like the Dogecoin puppy mill, churning out worthless tokens. At this rate, it’ll be back to being a dog treat flavor before you can say “decentralized.”
- APT (Aptos)
- $10.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is up a whopping 22%! Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day, and Aptos seems to have stumbled onto the right time zone…this time. But don’t get too excited; this could be the sugar rush before the inevitable crash.
Remember that Reddit post about Nvidia being overvalued compared to the entire US GDP? Well, guess what? Today’s crypto market makes Nvidia look like a blue-chip haven. The only thing rising faster than uranium prices are my stress levels watching these charts.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-5% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.56B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 1 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.05 | 2.57B | 9792 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 2 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 10.7B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-4% | 7.46 | 7.46B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 4 |  |
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-3% | 4.82 | 5.85B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.55 | 5.5B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.12 | 18B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.1 | 1.1B | 73 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-2% | 70% | 19.08 | 4.02B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 9 |  |
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-2% | 4.23 | 6.37B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 0.35 | 15.7B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.81 | 4.1B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.36 | 1.7B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 11.09 | 11.1B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 29% | 1.71 | 7.34B | 41 | OP | Optimism |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 86% | 1272.51 | 1.28B | 64 | MKR | Maker |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.97B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 10 | 11.2B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 3.69 | 7.23B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 152.95 | 89.7B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.08 | 2.32B | 45 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 54% | 0.62 | 3.87B | 43 | MNT | Mantle |
| 22 |  |
 |
81% | 65.66 | 977M | 83 | QNT | Quant | |
| 23 |  |
 |
0.37 | 3.68B | 71 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
5.18 | 26.5B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
41.12 | 12.3B | 38 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
2615.12 | 25.6B | 9710 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
94% | 67230.1 | 1.41T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
67241.8 | 4.39B | 9717 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 |
The crypto market is a masterclass in emotional manipulation. One minute, you’re riding the high of a green candle, the next you’re staring into the abyss of a red abyss. It’s enough to make you want to cash out, buy a bunker, and start hoarding canned goods. Or, you know, just buy more uranium.