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2024-10-17 Crypto-Coliseum Bloodbath

Buckle up, buttercup! The crypto arena was a mix of gladiatorial victories and tear-stained togas today. We're diving into the latest bloodbath in the 10M Coliseum - where fortunes are made and dreams go to die.

  • ARK (Ark)
    • $0.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • A 9% jump? Did ARK discover the lost city of Satoshi and decide to cash in some ancient Bitcoin? I’m cautiously optimistic, but this could be like trusting a pigeon with your lottery ticket.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • The name says it all. This coin’s performance is about as inspiring as a soggy baguette. Even with a 7% bump, you’re more likely to find a unicorn riding a Segway than make real money here.
  • CTXC (Cortex)
    • $0.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • A 16% gain for a coin focused on AI on a day when Nvidia makes headlines? Suspiciously well-timed or a stroke of genius? I need more coffee to decide.
  • RDNT (Radiant Capital)
    • $0.07: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Lost 10% today? That’s about as radiant as a black hole on a moonless night. This coin’s taking investors on a one-way trip to Disappointmentville.
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $1.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • If only Artificial Superintelligence could save us from our bad crypto decisions… FET took a 4% hit, proving even robots make mistakes (or maybe they’re just manipulating us?).

Remember those WSB degens drooling over Nvidia, claiming it’s single-handedly propping up the US economy? Well, guess what? Our beloved ARK decided to channel its inner Jensen Huang today with a casual 9% surge. Looks like somebody’s betting on AI-powered arks… or maybe just hoping to afford a graphics card.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +7% 0 2.24B 49 BONK Bonk
1 +9% 0.6 111M 332 ARK Ark
2 -5% 0.57 244M 198 STORJ Storj
3 -9% 0 48.1M 569 REEF Reef
4 -4% 92% 1.4 3.8B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
5 -3% 0.08 406M 145 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
6 -2% 100% 36.43 765M 88 ORDI ORDI
7 -8% 22% 1.79 1.79B 146 ARKM Arkham
8 -2% 4.24 1.1B 100 PENDLE Pendle
9 +3% 8.01 40.1M 658 OG OG Fan Token
10 -1% 98% 0.02 979M 74 JASMY JasmyCoin
11 1.54 1.37B 56 OM MANTRA
12 -10% 76% 0.07 99.1M 451 RDNT Radiant Capital
13 4.37 284M 175 GAS Gas
14 +16% 74% 0.23 70M 549 CTXC Cortex
15 +4% 31% 2.07 82.7M 746 BAR FC Barcelona Fan Token
16 0.37 434M 188 LUNA Terra
17 -1% 0.78 913M 107 AXL Axelar
18 +6% 90% 0.01 139M 311 IQ IQ
19 -1% 43.26 433M 185 METIS Metis
20 +1% 0.02 176M 309 USTC TerraClassicUSD
21 -2% 3.57 71.5M 599 PSG Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token
22 +2% 0.07 37.3M 635 UPP Sentinel Protocol
23 64% 0.65 375M 195 BNX BinaryX
24 -3% 43% 0.96 2.01B 77 CORE Core
25 -2% 0.01 680M 103 CKB Nervos Network
26 -2% 51% 1.11 199M 353 NAKA Nakamoto Games
27 -3% 62.78 169M 272 TRB Tellor
28 -3% 0 584M 134 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin

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