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2024-10-17 Crypto-Royale: Fully Diluted Market Cap Edition

Buckle up, buttercup! It's time for the daily crypto beatdown, where we separate the contenders from the shitcoins in the fully diluted market cap arena.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $67183.74: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The OG crypto is looking as steady as ever. Still king, but remember when kings used to actually fight their own battles? Now it’s all just holding onto that throne and hoping no one notices the price of Bitcoin pizza these days.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2622.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, the perennial bridesmaid, is still trying to outshine Bitcoin. They’ve got the smart contracts and the DeFi dominance, but let’s face it, they’re basically the Lakers to Bitcoin’s Celtics - always in the shadow of greatness.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Shiba Inu, the meme-coin that just won’t quit. It’s like that friend who still quotes Borat in 2024 – we all secretly love to hate it. But hey, at least they’re consistent - consistently baffling, that is.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the original meme-coin, is like that one-hit wonder we all secretly still jam to. Sure, it’s lost some of its luster, but it’s hard not to crack a smile at that adorable Shiba Inu face.

Speaking of overvalued, remember when Nvidia thought it could be the next tech behemoth? Turns out even their fancy AI chips can’t compete with the raw, untamed power of decentralized blockchain technology! LINK (Chainlink), on the other hand, is quietly building the infrastructure for a decentralized future. Coincidence? I think not.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 94% 67183.7 1.41T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 2622.28 316B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 152.31 89.4B 5 SOL Solana
4 596.43 87B 4 BNB BNB
5 +2% 56% 0.55 55.4B 7 XRP XRP
6 1 34.8B 6 USDC USDC
7 5.18 26.5B 10 TON Toncoin
8 2623.13 25.7B 9708 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 +2% 0.12 17.8B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 -1% 77% 0.35 15.6B 11 ADA Cardano
11 0.16 14B 9709 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 0.16 13.9B 9 TRX TRON
13 41.18 12.4B 38 OKB OKB
14 56% 27.52 19.7B 12 AVAX Avalanche
15 -1% 10.03 11.3B 22 APT Aptos
16 11.13 11.1B 15 LINK Chainlink
17 0 10.7B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
18 67151 10B 9711 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 -3% 7.47 7.47B 23 UNI Uniswap
20 29% 1.73 7.43B 41 OP Optimism
21 3.7 7.25B 40 FIL Filecoin
22 +2% 94% 363.31 7.63B 14 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 -1% 4.24 6.39B 16 DOT Polkadot
24 6.11 6.02B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
25 89% 70.91 5.96B 21 LTC Litecoin
26 -1% 4.84 5.88B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
27 -3% 0.55 5.5B 46 ARB Arbitrum
28 1 5.36B 20 DAI Dai

So, there you have it, folks - another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. The market is a fickle beast, but one thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. Until next time, stay strapped in, HODL on tight, and remember: in crypto, it’s only a loss if you sell (and maybe even then, it’s debatable).

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