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2024-10-17 Crypto-Smackdown: Where Bulls Fear to Tread

Buckle up, buttercup! It's a crypto bloodbath out there, but some brave souls are still seeing green. Let's dive into this data mosh pit and see who's left standing.

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Waltonchain, the dark horse nobody saw coming! Up a whopping 296% in the past 24 hours?! Someone’s been hitting the Red Bull. I’m not saying it’s a guaranteed ticket to the moon, but hey, at least it’s not crashing and burning like that dumpster fire over there…cough ZEON cough
  • ZEON (ZEON)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • ZEON…more like ZEE-RON, amirite? This coin’s flatter than my grandma’s pancakes after my brother’s done with them. 87% gain? Yeah, that’s what happens when you’re starting from the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
  • UQC (Uquid Coin)
    • $3.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Uquid Coin’s looking surprisingly spry! Like, did it find a four-leaf clover or something? Up 35% in a day? Maybe it’s time to swap out that dusty old Bitcoin for something with a little more pep in its step.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BONK! Right on the head with that name. At least they’re being honest about what’s gonna happen to your portfolio if you invest in this. But hey, a 9% bump? Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Yo, did someone say uranium?! Turns out the world’s going nuclear (not in a mushroom cloud way, hopefully). But guess what? We need uranium to power those plants, and the price is going more ballistic than a SpaceX launch. What’s this got to do with crypto? Everything’s connected, baby! When the world freaks out about energy, they flock to alternatives, and sometimes, that means digital gold, or…Dogecoin? Who even knows anymore.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +296% 89% 0.01 796K 1914 WTC Waltonchain
1 +87% 0 50M 700 ZEON ZEON
2 +38% 0 206K 2301 PLAY Play Token
3 +37% 49% 0 2.85M 1727 STRM StreamCoin
4 +35% 3.71 148M 637 UQC Uquid Coin
5 +30% 79% 0 4M 1469 FOR ForTube
6 +18% 76% 0.01 12.3M 1082 XWC WhiteCoin
7 +16% 74% 0.23 69.2M 550 CTXC Cortex
8 +14% 0.32 205M 348 BMX BitMart Token
9 +13% 0.09 45.7M 683 OPUL Opulous
10 +13% 11% 0 199M 780 DEL Decimal
11 +12% 0 20.7M 819 BIDR BIDR
12 +11% 0.61 112M 329 ARK Ark
13 +9% 0 1.27M 1754 REV Revain
14 +9% 0 2.26B 49 BONK Bonk
15 +9% 0 31.5M 709 QUACK RichQUACK.com
16 +8% 68% 1.2 25.1M 876 DERO Dero
17 +8% 0.09 85.9M 676 AVINOC AVINOC
18 +7% 72% 0.03 24.9M 856 ALU Altura
19 +7% 0.03 26.7M 754 NXRA Nexera
20 +7% 0.11 114M 341 KEEP Keep Network
21 +7% 0 90.1M 651 BRISE Bitgert
22 +7% 99% 2.4 50.3M 559 DEGO Dego Finance
23 +6% 0 7.68M 1172 GMM Gamium
24 +6% 90% 0.01 139M 309 IQ IQ
25 +6% 0.01 630K 1952 DREP Drep [new]
26 +6% 15% 0 65.1M 1062 DC Dogechain
27 +6% 55.37 23.5M 784 KP3R Keep3rV1
28 +6% 0.01 11.9M 1236 SOFI RAI Finance

Well, folks, it seems the crypto market’s about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar high. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and you’re left wondering if you need a stiff drink or a therapy session. My advice? Invest in a good sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

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