- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Chainlink, the perennial bridesmaid of the crypto world. Always there, always reliable, always…slightly boring. But hey, in this crazy market, maybe boring is the new sexy. At least their bags are probably heavier than that poor soul who lost 100k on a China play. Oof.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67883.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The granddaddy of crypto is still holding strong, even if it’s not exactly setting the world on fire. It’s like that aging rockstar - still commands respect, but the new stuff just sounds…different. Maybe Bitcoin needs to release a remix album?
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is like that friend who shows up to a party uninvited, drinks all your beer, and crashes on your couch. You kind of love to hate it, but you can’t deny its staying power. Who let the dogs out? Apparently, someone who’s up 10% today.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Remember that time you tried to get rich off a scratch-off lottery ticket? Yeah, Shiba Inu is kind of like that. Sure, it could happen, but…don’t bet your house on it. Unless you’re one of those ‘50% Housing Ratio’ folks from Reddit - in which case, go wild!
- TON (Toncoin)
- $5.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin: because sometimes you just need a cryptocurrency that sounds like a rejected Transformers character. It’s doing…something? Honestly, we’re not sure. But at least it’s not named after a dog.
Hold onto your butts, folks, because the housing market is apparently about to go full ‘08 again (or is it, trust me bro? - some Gen Z probably). And guess what loves a good economic meltdown? Our old friend, Chainlink! Maybe those LINK marines are onto something? Let’s see if their bags are packed with tendies or tears after today’s market rollercoaster.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 67883.9 | 1.43T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
2631.06 | 317B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
153.61 | 90.1B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
596.75 | 87.1B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
56% | 0.55 | 55B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 34.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
5.21 | 26.6B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
2629.79 | 25.7B | 9720 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.13 | 19.7B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
77% | 0.35 | 15.6B | 11 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.9B | 9721 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
56% | 27.63 | 19.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 14 |  |
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-1% | 40.39 | 12.1B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 11.38 | 11.4B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
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9.94 | 11.1B | 22 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 11.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
67794.1 | 10.1B | 9723 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 19 |  |
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7.46 | 7.46B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 94% | 374.68 | 7.87B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 29% | 1.7 | 7.31B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
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3.7 | 7.25B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
4.25 | 6.41B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 72.26 | 6.07B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 25 |  |
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6.15 | 6.06B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
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4.81 | 5.84B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.56 | 5.57B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 21 | DAI | Dai |
Well, there you have it - the crypto market, where logic goes to die and memes become million-dollar assets. Will tomorrow be a bull run or a bear market picnic? Tune in next time when we’ll probably be dissecting the latest rug pull. Don’t forget, kids: always do your own research, and never invest more than you can afford to lose. Unless it’s Dogecoin. Then, go all in. (This is not financial advice).