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2024-10-18 Crypto Carnage: Where Even Green Crayons Wont Help

Buckle up, buttercup, it's a bloodbath out there in crypto land. Our 10M picks are painting the town redder than a Wendy's dumpster after a stock market crash.

  • KAI (KardiaChain)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • KardiaChain took a 56% nosedive in the last 24 hours. Someone slipped them a bad green crayon, perhaps?
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Play Token? More like ‘Pay-to-Lose’ Token. Down 69% in a week. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
  • MCB (MUX Protocol)
    • $2.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MUX Protocol is trying to fight the trend, but a 13% dip is like trying to outrun a bear market on roller skates.
  • LEASH (Doge Killer)
    • $252.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Doge Killer? More like ‘Doge’s Slightly Annoyed Roommate’. Holding relatively steady, but when your name is that aggressive, expectations are high.

The crypto streets are echoing with cries of ‘I should have bought VOO!’ as our basket of 10M cryptos resembles that guy on WallStreetBets who turned 24k into dust. Even Freddie and Fannie’s relaxed lending guidelines can’t save these assets, folks.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -56% 95% 0 9.98M 1084 KAI KardiaChain
1 -18% 0 168K 2340 PLAY Play Token
2 -15% 0 53.4K 2493 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 -15% 0.08 39M 730 OPUL Opulous
4 -13% 79% 2.86 13.8M 1042 MCB MUX Protocol
5 -12% 79% 0 3.51M 1513 FOR ForTube
6 -12% 0.08 75.2M 707 AVINOC AVINOC
7 -11% 49% 0 2.56M 1754 STRM StreamCoin
8 -10% 0.01 10.7M 1271 SOFI RAI Finance
9 -10% 11% 0 179M 812 DEL Decimal
10 -10% 0.05 6.55M 1629 FUND Unification
11 -9% 0.03 139M 835 APX APX
12 -9% 100% 0 3.51M 1427 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
13 -9% 0 1.16M 1782 REV Revain
14 -9% 252.2 27.1M 737 LEASH Doge Killer
15 -8% 76% 0.06 90.6M 474 RDNT Radiant Capital
16 -8% 0.03 24.2M 793 NXRA Nexera
17 -8% 0.05 12.2M 992 NOIA Synternet
18 -8% 74% 0.21 63.9M 572 CTXC Cortex
19 -7% 58% 0.01 33.5M 828 TPT TokenPocket
20 -7% 0.01 9.83M 1216 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
21 -7% 100% 0.11 13.3M 964 ZERC zkRace
22 -7% 69% 0 1.86M 1743 TAMA Tamadoge
23 -7% 0 15.8M 903 UFO UFO Gaming
24 -7% 2% 0.01 11M 2152 GF GuildFi
25 -6% 37% 0 15.7M 1266 YOOSHI YooShi
26 -6% 0.01 588K 1971 DREP Drep [new]
27 -6% 31% 1.98 79.2M 764 BAR FC Barcelona Fan Token
28 -6% 0 44.8M 590 REEF Reef

Well, there you have it. The crypto market is serving up financial pain with a side of existential dread. Remember folks, in the wild west of digital assets, sometimes the only winning move is not to play. Or maybe just buy VOO?

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