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2024-10-18 Crypto Kids Table Tantrum: 10M Edition

Someone left the tendies unsupervised, and the 10M market cap toddlers are throwing a tantrum. Buckle up, this is gonna get messy (and hopefully profitable).

  • TOMI (tomi)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tomi, is defying the odds with a 35% surge! Either it’s a glitch or someone’s hamster is powering the matrix. Either way, I’m here for the ride.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.31: ⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like this, it’s either going to the moon or crashing into a pile of forgotten memes. Early signs point to the latter, but hey, a 24% jump is a 24% jump, even if it’s fueled by pure delusion.
  • AIDOGE (ArbDoge AI)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • This coin’s price makes my will to live look like Warren Buffet’s bank account. Even with a 3% bump, this pup needs a miracle (or Elon Musk) to survive.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Ah, Bonk. The name says it all, doesn’t it? This coin is down, but with a name like that, it’s destined to become the official currency of regretful life choices.

China, the land of questionable knock-offs, just rug-pulled some poor soul for a cool 100k! Looks like someone bought calls on Chinese stocks at ATHs. Note to self: when WSB pumps China, short everything. This brings us to today’s episode of ‘Will these baby cryptos sink or swim in a sea of volatility?’ Grab your floaties (and your antacids).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 22% 1.77 1.77B 146 ARKM Arkham
1 0.07 7.99M 1137 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 100% 7.48 7.48M 1166 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -1% 50% 0.24 24.1M 992 STT Statter Network
4 28% 0.4 397M 327 NTRN Neutron
5 63% 0 11M 1194 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +2% 0 74.5M 462 SNEK Snek
7 +24% 99% 0.31 311M 215 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 100% 36.71 771M 88 ORDI ORDI
9 82% 0 75.5M 505 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 2764.04 3.93B 9723 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
11 +1% 32% 0.53 533M 259 EDU Open Campus
12 +3% 0 76.7M 470 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
13 +2% 0 211K 2304 PLAY Play Token
14 -2% 0.18 549M 256 AGI Delysium
15 -1% 0.01 77.8M 483 SDEX SmarDex
16 0.15 154M 895 UNS UNS TOKEN
17 -1% 0.03 24.8M 784 NXRA Nexera
18 -6% 0.08 7.89M 1164 OPTI Optimus AI
19 4% 0 40.4M 1638 HVH HAVAH
20 77% 0.01 5.83M 1344 IMGNAI imgnAI
21 43% 0.95 1.99B 77 CORE Core
22 +1% 31% 0.01 143M 590 GFAL Games for a Living
23 -2% 0 12.1M 1044 NEXA Nexa
24 -2% 86% 0.12 125M 340 0x0 0x0.ai
25 +35% 0.04 21.9M 1241 TOMI tomi
26 -2% 0.01 1.23M 1775 GRV Grove Coin
27 -1% 0 2.2B 49 BONK Bonk
28 -1% 56% 0 18.8M 1051 RXD Radiant

So, the 10M market cap arena is a mixed bag of FOMO and despair, sprinkled with a healthy dose of ‘what were they thinking?’ As always, remember that crypto is like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler – unpredictable, terrifying, and likely to make you puke. Invest accordingly (or don’t, I’m just a blog post, not financial advice).

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