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2024-10-18 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die and Occasionally Resurrect

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is wilder than a Reddit forum after a meme stock goes parabolic. We're diving into the highest fully diluted market cap cryptos - because who wants to hear about the boring, stable ones?

  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $0.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Kadena: Finally, a coin that understands the concept of ‘buy low, sell never.’ Well, at least until it moons. With a 29% circulating supply, it’s like they’re trying to create artificial scarcity… and it might just work. Remember folks, past performance is not indicative of future returns, unless it’s KDA, then it’s a sure thing (this is a joke, please don’t sue me).
  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $67256.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Rootstock Smart Bitcoin - because even Bitcoin needs a smart friend to tell it what to do. But with a price pushing $67k, this one’s for the whales, not the plebs like us. Also, reminder that Janet Yellen says tariffs are bad, so maybe buy more RBTC? Or not. I don’t even know anymore.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • BONK: The name says it all. With a 5% drop in the last 24 hours, it’s about as stable as a Jenga tower after a couple of tequila shots. Maybe stick to actual tequila?
  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $1.75: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham: Sounds like a place where they send rogue AI after it takes all our money. With a 4% dip, it seems like the robots aren’t quite ready to take over the world… yet.
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Baby Doge Coin: This is what happens when you let Elon Musk name your cryptocurrency. Just like a real baby, it’s mostly just pooping its pants and crying right now.

Speaking of regarded assets, one Redditor claims to have turned their entire bank account into a $54,000 payday with their “first ever options play.” They even had the audacity to ask how to turn the font color of their portfolio from red to green. Maybe they should try shorting common sense? Anyway, let’s see if any of these 10M cap cryptos have the same get-rich-quick magic.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 67256 1.41T 9747 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 2775.52 3.95B 9718 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
2 -3% 92% 1.38 3.75B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
3 -5% 0 2.16B 49 BONK Bonk
4 -1% 43% 0.95 1.99B 77 CORE Core
5 -4% 22% 1.75 1.75B 148 ARKM Arkham
6 +4% 17.44 1.74B 5940 VERI Veritaseum
7 1% 1.69 1.69B 882 DFG Defigram
8 1.57 1.57B 120 RON Ronin
9 8% 1.56 1.56B 304 MRS Metars Genesis
10 -3% 0.94 1.54B 562 MCT Metacraft
11 1.56 1.39B 58 OM MANTRA
12 48% 1.32 1.32B 105 SUPER SuperVerse
13 -1% 0.12 1.22B 1383 CBG Chainbing
14 +6% 2.16 1.2B 117 RAY Raydium
15 -1% 4.23 1.09B 100 PENDLE Pendle
16 -4% 1.59 1.06B 3995 MC Merit Circle
17 -4% 98% 0.02 961M 74 JASMY JasmyCoin
18 -4% 0.77 904M 107 AXL Axelar
19 -2% 8.45 816M 127 DEXE DeXe
20 8% 0.81 814M 484 COL Clash of Lilliput
21 -2% 186.37 796M 9729 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
22 -1% 100% 36.39 764M 88 ORDI ORDI
23 -2% 37% 0.38 751M 176 ID SPACE ID
24 52% 0.01 686M 156 RSR Reserve Rights
25 -1% 0.01 676M 102 CKB Nervos Network
26 -1% 0 581M 134 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
27 -1% 29% 0.57 574M 266 KDA Kadena
28 0.49 558M 119 AIOZ AIOZ Network

The crypto market is a fickle mistress. One minute you’re swimming in green candles, the next you’re drowning in red. So, do your own research (DYOR, as the cool kids say), and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or their life savings. Happy trading? I guess?

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