- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SHIB is like that one friend who shows up late to the party with a questionable stain on their shirt - you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always entertaining. A 3% bump? Maybe those stains were actually dollar signs all along…
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $67960.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The grandpa of crypto is still kicking, but let’s be honest, he’s lost a step. Maybe those 1% gains are just a sugar rush before his afternoon nap.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐
- Stablecoin? More like stale-coin, amirite? 0% gains? Even my grandma’s savings account is sexier than this.
The crypto streets are whispering about a housing bubble, folks. I’m not saying it’s gonna happen, but I’m just saying… maybe those ‘ridiculously high mortgage payments’ are starting to look a lot like some of these altcoin charts. Just sayin’. But hey, at least you can’t foreclose on a memecoin… yet.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 1 | 69.5M | 473 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
1 | 1 | 494M | 127 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||||
2 | 81% | 65.6 | 976M | 85 | QNT | Quant | |||
3 | -5% | 86% | 1208.8 | 1.22B | 67 | MKR | Maker | ||
4 | 1.11 | 1.11B | 72 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||||
5 | 4.38 | 1.71B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||||
6 | 93% | 0.02 | 1.98B | 48 | VET | VeChain | |||
7 | 0.08 | 2.33B | 44 | CRO | Cronos | ||||
8 | 75% | 0.05 | 2.57B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera | |||
9 | 0.05 | 2.57B | 9802 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||||
10 | +1% | 158.1 | 2.92B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |||
11 | 0.37 | 3.69B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | ||||
12 | 54% | 0.62 | 3.85B | 43 | MNT | Mantle | |||
13 | 70% | 19.21 | 4.05B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |||
14 | 7.88 | 4.13B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||||
15 | +1% | 67960.3 | 4.44B | 9727 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |||
16 | 59% | 0.1 | 4.79B | 32 | XLM | Stellar | |||
17 | 1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||||
18 | +1% | 0.56 | 5.61B | 45 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
19 | 4.81 | 5.85B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||||
20 | 6.15 | 6.06B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||||
21 | +1% | 89% | 72.28 | 6.07B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | ||
22 | 4.25 | 6.41B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||||
23 | 3.69 | 7.24B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | ||||
24 | -1% | 29% | 1.7 | 7.32B | 42 | OP | Optimism | ||
25 | +2% | 94% | 373.37 | 7.84B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
26 | 7.5 | 7.5B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | ||||
27 | 67814.6 | 10.1B | 9724 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
28 | +3% | 0 | 11.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams are made, and portfolios go to die. Just kidding… kinda. Stay tuned, because in this game, it’s not about how much you win or lose, it’s about how many times you can yell ‘YOLO’ before your internet connection dies.