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2024-10-18 Crypto Market: Where Lambo? Edition

Buckle up buttercup, it's a stablecoin showdown in the crypto Thunderdome! One coin to rule them all... or not.

  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SHIB is like that one friend who shows up late to the party with a questionable stain on their shirt - you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always entertaining. A 3% bump? Maybe those stains were actually dollar signs all along…
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $67960.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The grandpa of crypto is still kicking, but let’s be honest, he’s lost a step. Maybe those 1% gains are just a sugar rush before his afternoon nap.
  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐
    • Stablecoin? More like stale-coin, amirite? 0% gains? Even my grandma’s savings account is sexier than this.

The crypto streets are whispering about a housing bubble, folks. I’m not saying it’s gonna happen, but I’m just saying… maybe those ‘ridiculously high mortgage payments’ are starting to look a lot like some of these altcoin charts. Just sayin’. But hey, at least you can’t foreclose on a memecoin… yet.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.5M 473 BUSD BUSD
1 1 494M 127 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 65.6 976M 85 QNT Quant
3 -5% 86% 1208.8 1.22B 67 MKR Maker
4 1.11 1.11B 72 LDO Lido DAO
5 4.38 1.71B 50 ATOM Cosmos
6 93% 0.02 1.98B 48 VET VeChain
7 0.08 2.33B 44 CRO Cronos
8 75% 0.05 2.57B 47 HBAR Hedera
9 0.05 2.57B 9802 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 +1% 158.1 2.92B 29 XMR Monero
11 0.37 3.69B 73 MATIC Polygon
12 54% 0.62 3.85B 43 MNT Mantle
13 70% 19.21 4.05B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 7.88 4.13B 26 ICP Internet Computer
15 +1% 67960.3 4.44B 9727 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
16 59% 0.1 4.79B 32 XLM Stellar
17 1 5.36B 21 DAI Dai
18 +1% 0.56 5.61B 45 ARB Arbitrum
19 4.81 5.85B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
20 6.15 6.06B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
21 +1% 89% 72.28 6.07B 20 LTC Litecoin
22 4.25 6.41B 16 DOT Polkadot
23 3.69 7.24B 40 FIL Filecoin
24 -1% 29% 1.7 7.32B 42 OP Optimism
25 +2% 94% 373.37 7.84B 14 BCH Bitcoin Cash
26 7.5 7.5B 23 UNI Uniswap
27 67814.6 10.1B 9724 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 +3% 0 11.1B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams are made, and portfolios go to die. Just kidding… kinda. Stay tuned, because in this game, it’s not about how much you win or lose, it’s about how many times you can yell ‘YOLO’ before your internet connection dies.

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