- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This YLD app is pumping harder than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin conference. With a 79% 7-day gain, it’s making investors feel emotions other than despair. For now, at least.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Oh, BabyDoge, you tried. You really did. But in a market where attention spans are shorter than a TikTok video, even the cutest meme coin can get lost in the shuffle. Better luck next pump-and-dump cycle, kid.
Speaking of questionable financial decisions, remember that Reddit user who YOLO’d their entire bank account on their first options trade? This week’s crypto charts are giving off the same ‘I have no idea what I’m doing, but hold my beer’ energy. From meme coins to DeFi darlings, everyone’s trying to out-pump each other while the housing market teeters on the brink. Is this sustainable? Let’s just say I wouldn’t bet my Dogecoin on it.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+109% | 88% | 0 | 534K | 2045 | YLD | Yield App |
| 1 |  |
 |
+40% | 0.04 | 22.8M | 1231 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+38% | 55% | 1.09 | 218M | 322 | DIA | DIA |
| 3 |  |
 |
+27% | 87% | 0 | 2.68M | 1579 | DOCK | Dock |
| 4 |  |
 |
+22% | 57% | 0 | 8.2M | 1331 | EPX | Ellipsis |
| 5 |  |
 |
+22% | 99% | 0.31 | 308M | 215 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 6 |  |
 |
+20% | 0.22 | 108M | 539 | ALEPH | Aleph.im | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+16% | 2.98 | 363M | 191 | UMA | UMA | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+16% | 76% | 0.01 | 14.3M | 1043 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 9 |  |
 |
+13% | 78% | 0 | 10.4M | 1133 | BTM | BytomDAO |
| 10 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.29 | 85.3M | 411 | BAKE | BakeryToken | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.42 | 41.5M | 897 | STOS | Stratos | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+9% | 0 | 54.9M | 674 | ZEON | ZEON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+9% | 0 | 34.6M | 680 | QUACK | RichQUACK.com | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+9% | 30% | 0.06 | 5.96M | 1647 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 15 |  |
 |
+8% | 15% | 0 | 11.2M | 1648 | AGLA | Angola |
| 16 |  |
 |
+8% | 21% | 0 | 26.2M | 1270 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 17 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.03 | 180M | 355 | SNT | Status | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.68 | 76.1M | 444 | USDX | USDX [Kava] | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.12 | 124M | 394 | DODO | DODO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.01 | 4.19M | 1399 | VGX | VGX Token | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+6% | 42% | 1.86 | 37.2M | 903 | JUV | Juventus Fan Token |
| 22 |  |
 |
+6% | 2.15 | 1.19B | 118 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 23 |  |
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+6% | 83% | 0.07 | 36.1M | 697 | MOC | Moss Coin |
| 24 |  |
 |
+6% | 65% | 0 | 4.72M | 1482 | ORC | Orbit Chain |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.06 | 62.7M | 518 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+5% | 64% | 0.28 | 29.7M | 836 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.62 | 263M | 192 | STORJ | Storj | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+5% | 0 | 615M | 133 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
So, there you have it. Another week in the crypto casino, where the house always wins (unless you’re the house, in which case, congrats on the yacht money). The market’s a fickle mistress, but hey, at least it’s never boring, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go update my portfolio before Janet Yellen’s next speech crashes the entire financial system.