- TOMI (tomi)
- $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Tomi is absolutely KILLING it today, putting up numbers like a Kardashian in a tabloid. 37% gains? Somebody get this coin a reality show!
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BabyDoge is up 7%? More like BabyGainz! I mean, it’s basically a penny stock in the crypto world, but hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BONK, the name says it all. Down 3% today, this coin is about as predictable as a botched FHA loan approval.
- UMA (UMA)
- $2.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UMA’s up 15%? That’s cute. Like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket, but then remembering you owe your friend $50.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $36.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI is flatlining today. Maybe it’s time to call the housing counselor and see if they can restructure this portfolio? Just kidding… unless…?
Speaking of bad financial decisions, someone over on WallStreetBets just lost 100k on Chinese stocks. Maybe they should’ve YOLOd on BabyDoge instead, which is up 7% today. I mean, it can’t get much worse, right?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 2.17B | 49 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+43% | 55% | 1.12 | 223M | 316 | DIA | DIA |
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 90% | 0.01 | 142M | 307 | IQ | IQ |
| 3 |  |
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92% | 1.39 | 3.78B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.08 | 430M | 137 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
100% | 36.65 | 770M | 88 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.58 | 107M | 339 | ARK | Ark | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.62 | 265M | 191 | STORJ | Storj | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-5% | 7.59 | 37.9M | 681 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+15% | 2.95 | 360M | 192 | UMA | UMA | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 22% | 1.74 | 1.74B | 147 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 4.17 | 1.08B | 100 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 12 |  |
 |
1.55 | 1.38B | 58 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 98% | 0.02 | 961M | 74 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 14 |  |
 |
-9% | 76% | 0.06 | 89.7M | 476 | RDNT | Radiant Capital |
| 15 |  |
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+4% | 42% | 1.88 | 37.5M | 901 | JUV | Juventus Fan Token |
| 16 |  |
 |
+7% | 0 | 630M | 128 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.03 | 179M | 355 | SNT | Status | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 45.9M | 583 | REEF | Reef | |
| 19 |  |
 |
0.01 | 677M | 102 | CKB | Nervos Network | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
+37% | 0.04 | 22.1M | 1239 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 21 |  |
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+2% | 86% | 2.85 | 28.5M | 769 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 51% | 1.07 | 193M | 361 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 23 |  |
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+2% | 0.06 | 75.7M | 461 | LOOM | Loom Network | |
| 24 |  |
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-1% | 43% | 0.94 | 1.98B | 77 | CORE | Core |
| 25 |  |
 |
0.37 | 438M | 187 | LUNA | Terra | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.71 | 197M | 251 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.44 | 222M | 406 | HOOK | Hooked Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
 |
43.57 | 436M | 184 | METIS | Metis |
So, there you have it, folks - the crypto market in all its chaotic glory. One minute it’s making you feel like a WallStreetBets legend, the next minute you’re the one posting your loss porn. The moral of the story? Don’t trust anything, especially not your own judgment. And always remember: Doge to the moon! (Or maybe just to the nearest Czech Republic apartment.)