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2024-10-18 Cryptos: Yellens Tariffs and the Digital Dollar Dance-Off

Crypto is down bad, just like those poor souls who YOLOd their savings into China. Is this the beginning of the end, or just another Tuesday? Buckle up, buttercups, it's about to get bumpy!

  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2624.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, the OG smart contract platform, is still kicking, even if it’s lost its step. It’s like that one friend who peaked in college but still throws a decent party. Maybe the Merge 2.0 will be its comeback tour.
  • BNB (BNB)
    • $597.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Binance Coin, the token that just won’t quit, is up this week. It’s like the cockroach of crypto – no matter what gets thrown at it, it just keeps on ticking.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XRP, the coin that’s always on the verge of something (usually a lawsuit), is still hanging around. Will it ever pump? Maybe. But don’t hold your breath, you might turn into a Bored Ape.
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $9.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Aptos, the new kid on the block with the fancy tech, is trying to make a name for itself. It’s like the freshman who shows up to prom in a Lambo – trying a little too hard? Maybe. But hey, at least it’s got potential.
  • CRO (Cronos)
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐
    • Cronos, the token for the exchange that advertises everywhere, is down bad. It’s like the athlete who blew all their money on endorsements and now has to do those cheesy local commercials. Sad.

Janet Yellen, the financial world’s answer to a broken record, is back with a warning about tariffs. Apparently, they’ll reaccelerate inflation. Meanwhile, the crypto streets are filled with more tears than a Doge meme. Is there a connection? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just the universe reminding us that nothing matters, especially not the price of Bitcoin.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -5% 86% 1206.79 1.21B 67 MKR Maker
1 -2% 40.22 12.1B 38 OKB OKB
2 -1% 6.01 5.92B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
3 -1% 56% 0.55 54.9B 7 XRP XRP
4 -1% 54% 0.61 3.82B 43 MNT Mantle
5 4.78 5.81B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
6 0.16 13.8B 9 TRX TRON
7 9.92 11.1B 22 APT Aptos
8 29% 1.7 7.28B 42 OP Optimism
9 0.16 13.9B 9724 WTRX Wrapped TRON
10 56% 27.55 19.7B 12 AVAX Avalanche
11 0.05 2.56B 9804 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
12 81% 65.48 974M 85 QNT Quant
13 77% 0.35 15.6B 11 ADA Cardano
14 3.69 7.22B 40 FIL Filecoin
15 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
16 4.36 1.7B 50 ATOM Cosmos
17 75% 0.05 2.56B 47 HBAR Hedera
18 1 34.7B 6 USDC USDC
19 1 5.36B 21 DAI Dai
20 0.37 3.68B 73 MATIC Polygon
21 1 69.5M 473 BUSD BUSD
22 7.46 7.46B 23 UNI Uniswap
23 1 494M 127 TUSD TrueUSD
24 2624.92 316B 2 ETH Ethereum
25 0.08 2.33B 44 CRO Cronos
26 597.44 87.2B 4 BNB BNB
27 70% 19.15 4.03B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
28 4.24 6.4B 16 DOT Polkadot

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a volatile mess, just like always. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy some more Doge. Because why not?

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