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2024-10-18 Market Movers and Shakers: A Comedy of Errors

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market is putting on a show this week, and it's more chaotic than a Janet Yellen economics seminar. We're talking about coins with names like Shiba Predator and Tamadoge. Yes, really.

  • QOM (Shiba Predator)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like Shiba Predator, you’d think this coin would at least have the teeth to stay above a fraction of a cent. Sadly, this predator seems to be hunting for scraps at the bottom of the food chain. Maybe it’s time to bring in a mortgage counselor?
  • YLD (Yield App)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Yield App is up 109% today? Someone tell that to the poor soul on Reddit who lost their shirt trading options. Maybe YLD can buy them a new one, preferably in a shade other than ‘deep red.’
  • EXRD (e-Radix)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
    • e-Radix sounds like a rejected villain from a Captain Planet episode. Down 2% today. Not polluting the world with gains, that’s for sure.

Remember that Reddit post about a housing market crash? Turns out, even the most regarded crypto traders are worried about having a roof over their heads. Maybe they should short QOM, the official coin of the impending real estate apocalypse (just kidding… maybe).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.05 0 4433 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -2% 3% 0.02 379M 1017 EXRD e-Radix
2 -15% 0 53.4K 2493 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 -16% 0 172K 2334 PLAY Play Token
4 79% 0 212K 2305 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 -3% 0 180K 2290 RFR Refereum
6 +2% 99% 0 403K 2093 MARO Maro
7 +109% 88% 0 534K 2045 YLD Yield App
8 -6% 0.01 588K 1971 DREP Drep [new]
9 -3% 0.01 627K 1966 VEGA Vega Protocol
10 89% 0.01 783K 1921 WTC Waltonchain
11 +2% 14% 0 750K 2391 PTS Petals
12 -2% 58% 0 1M 1972 LYRA Lyra
13 -8% 0 1.16M 1782 REV Revain
14 -1% 0.01 1.24M 1772 GRV Grove Coin
15 -5% 69% 0 1.88M 1741 TAMA Tamadoge
16 -6% 97% 0.02 1.57M 1698 WAIT Hourglass
17 -3% 0.15 1.92M 1625 RGT Rari Governance Token
18 83% 0 1.96M 1683 BWO Battle World
19 +21% 87% 0 2.47M 1595 DOCK Dock
20 -9% 49% 0 2.52M 1761 STRM StreamCoin
21 +1% 59% 0 4.26M 1546 QOM Shiba Predator
22 54% 0 2.71M 1712 SSG SOMESING
23 +4% 0 2.82M 1987 THN Throne
24 65% 0 3.05M 1612 RFOX RFOX
25 -2% 0.28 3.11M 1479 REP Augur
26 -3% 0.01 3.25M 1572 VTS Veritise
27 -17% 79% 0 3.28M 1540 FOR ForTube
28 -3% 52% 0 3.42M 1648 WOZX Efforce

So, there you have it, folks - the crypto market, a realm where logic goes to die and memes become financial instruments. Is it a bubble? Is it the future? Honestly, who knows at this point. All I can say for sure is that it’s more entertaining than watching paint dry, especially if you enjoy watching train wrecks in real-time.

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