- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SHIB, the Dogecoin chaser…still trying to catch the meme-coin train after all these years. I give it 2 out of 10, purely for entertainment value. It’s like the ‘It’s still good’ couple on 90 Day Fiance - we all know how that usually ends.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $68495.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTCB, the wrapped Bitcoin on Binance Smart Chain. Look at Mr. Reliable here, holding it together while others are busy melting down. 8/10 for consistency - like that one reliable friend who always has your back (and bails you out of crypto-fueled bad decisions).
- MKR (Maker)
- $1222.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MKR, holding strong. 7/10 for effort. It’s like that friend who claims they don’t care about their popularity…but secretly checks their follower count every 5 minutes.
- FIL (Filecoin)
- $3.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Filecoin, trying to store its way to the top. 6/10. It’s like that friend who’s always losing their keys - you know they’re trying their best, but you can’t help but shake your head.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin superhero. Solid 9/10, like that friend who’s always calm, cool, and collected, even when the crypto world is losing its mind.
Speaking of questionable life choices, did you hear about the guy who bet the farm on shorting NVDA based on ChatGPT’s advice? Now he’s flipping burgers with the Hamburglar, living proof that AI and common sense rarely mix. Kinda like relying on SHIB to fund your retirement.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 69.5M | 484 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 494M | 132 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 67.34 | 1B | 88 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+1% | 86% | 1222.47 | 1.23B | 71 | MKR | Maker |
| 4 |  |
 |
+3% | 1.18 | 1.18B | 72 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+12% | 5.01 | 1.96B | 48 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+3% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.09B | 49 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.08 | 2.36B | 46 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+4% | 75% | 0.06 | 2.77B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 9 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.06 | 2.78B | 9797 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 10 |  |
 |
161.75 | 2.98B | 29 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.38 | 3.79B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 54% | 0.62 | 3.88B | 45 | MNT | Mantle |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 70% | 19.89 | 4.19B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 8.19 | 4.3B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 15 |  |
 |
68512.2 | 4.47B | 9723 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
59% | 0.1 | 4.84B | 32 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.6 | 5.98B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 19 |  |
 |
6.11 | 6.02B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
+4% | 4.99 | 6.06B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 89% | 73.06 | 6.14B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.51 | 6.8B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+2% | 94% | 372.24 | 7.82B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 24 |  |
 |
+5% | 29% | 1.78 | 7.63B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 7.65 | 7.65B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+3% | 3.93 | 7.7B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
68495.1 | 10.1B | 9719 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 11.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
So, the crypto market’s a bit like a Jackson Pollock painting right now - chaotic, unpredictable, and maybe a masterpiece in the making? Or maybe just a big, splattery mess. Either way, grab your popcorn, because this train wreck is far from over.