- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The Dogefather giveth, and the Dogefather taketh away. DOGE is up 28% this week? Either Elon’s been tweeting again, or someone’s been buying crypto with their McFlurry money.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is like that reliable, slightly boring friend you keep around because they’re good in a crisis. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least it’s not in the dumpster fire with the NVDA guy.
- SOL (Solana)
- $166.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana’s trying to make a comeback like that washed-up boy band from the 90s. They’ve still got some moves, but are they here to stay? Place your bets, folks.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2706.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is the granddaddy of the crypto casino. Sure, it’s expensive, but so is that sports car you’re never going to buy. Just pretend you own a piece of the action and enjoy the ride.
Remember that guy on Reddit who blew his savings shorting NVDA because ChatGPT told him to? Yeah, that’s the crypto market in a nutshell. Speaking of nutshells, Dogecoin (DOGE) is up 28% this week. Coincidence? I think not. This chaotic circus makes the McDonald’s fry cook hiring spree look like a stable career choice.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+10% | 4.93 | 1.93B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+4% | 166.4 | 97.7B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+4% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.75B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.05 | 2.75B | 9799 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+3% | 29% | 1.77 | 7.58B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 5 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.59 | 5.95B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+3% | 56% | 0.56 | 55.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 7 |  |
 |
+3% | 4.93 | 6B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 77% | 0.36 | 16.3B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 9 |  |
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+2% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.08B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 2706.04 | 326B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 2706.45 | 26.4B | 9718 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+2% | 1.17 | 1.17B | 72 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 11.78 | 11.8B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 7.61 | 7.61B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 3.89 | 7.63B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.38 | 3.77B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 607.33 | 88.6B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 81% | 66.8 | 994M | 88 | QNT | Quant |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 369.82 | 7.77B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.15 | 21.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.47 | 6.75B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 56% | 28.37 | 20.3B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 40.73 | 12.2B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 24 |  |
 |
161.56 | 2.98B | 29 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
70% | 19.81 | 4.17B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 26 |  |
 |
86% | 1214.14 | 1.22B | 71 | MKR | Maker | |
| 27 |  |
 |
9.97 | 11.2B | 22 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
59% | 0.1 | 4.86B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where logic goes to die, and memes become financial advisors. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH. And by someone, I mean you. Don’t blame me, blame ChatGPT.