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2024-10-21 Crypto Market: Where Dreams Go to Die and Occasionally Pump?

Buckle up, buttercup, it's a crypto bloodbath out there! Well, mostly. We've got rugpulls disguised as dips, and then there's Waltonchain... doing the Macarena? Let's dive into this dumpster fire of a market.

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Well, color me surprised! This dinosaur coin from 2017 decided to wake up and do the Macarena with a 451% pump. Is it a dead cat bounce? Probably. Am I amused? Absolutely.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • SONM, more like GONE-M, am I right? Down 92%? Someone tell them it’s not a competition to see who can lose the most money the fastest.
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, the meme coin graveyard. Tamadoge is hanging on for dear life, but let’s be real, its glory days of riding the Shiba Inu coattails are long gone.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old], emphasis on the OLD. This coin is like that dusty relic you find in your attic - you vaguely remember it, but you have no idea what it’s worth anymore.

Folks, if you thought your portfolio couldn’t get any worse, welcome to the crypto market on 2024-10-21. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, except you own the train. We’re talking about coins like SONM, down 92%! That’s not a dip, that’s a freefall from the stratosphere. But hey, at least they’re not alone in this clown fiesta.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 0.05 0 4233 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -92% 0 31.9K 2542 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -6% 0 95.8K 2450 PLAY Play Token
3 -7% 0 172K 2297 RFR Refereum
4 79% 0 215K 2298 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 -4% 99% 0 432K 2072 MARO Maro
6 +17% 0.01 604K 1987 VEGA Vega Protocol
7 +3% 0.01 634K 1955 DREP Drep [new]
8 -82% 88% 0 638K 1994 YLD Yield App
9 +451% 89% 0.01 751K 1937 WTC Waltonchain
10 -5% 14% 0 790K 2380 PTS Petals
11 +2% 58% 0 987K 1989 LYRA Lyra
12 -1% 0.01 1.21M 1789 GRV Grove Coin
13 69% 0 1.9M 1751 TAMA Tamadoge
14 +1% 97% 0.02 1.53M 1714 WAIT Hourglass
15 0.15 1.84M 1646 RGT Rari Governance Token
16 +2% 83% 0 2.26M 1641 BWO Battle World
17 -9% 87% 0 2.73M 1577 DOCK Dock
18 +10% 49% 0 2.56M 1766 STRM StreamCoin
19 +2% 0.01 2.58M 1639 VTS Veritise
20 +2% 59% 0 4.46M 1540 QOM Shiba Predator
21 -3% 0 2.71M 2014 THN Throne
22 +1% 54% 0 2.8M 1712 SSG SOMESING
23 0 2.92M 1510 REV Revain
24 0.29 3.21M 1471 REP Augur
25 +4% 65% 0 3.28M 1608 RFOX RFOX
26 +1% 52% 0 3.37M 1658 WOZX Efforce
27 -3% 85% 0 3.49M 1504 CQT Covalent
28 -1% 0.05 3.59M 1426 FSN Fusion

Well, there you have it, folks. Another day, another dollar lost in the crypto casino. But hey, at least we can find some humor in this whole mess, right? …Right? Anyway, I’m going to go check the price of Bitcoin again. Maybe, just maybe, it’ll surprise us all and go up for once. Don’t hold your breath though.

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