- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin’s name is about as descriptive as it gets. Up 5% - did someone say ‘dead cat bounce’? Or are we all just bonkers for buying this?
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holding relatively steady at $37. Like that one reliable friend who never does anything exciting. Still waiting for you to prove me wrong, ORDI.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Another day, another dog-themed coin trying to ride the coattails of Dogecoin. This one even lost value. Innovation at its finest 🙄
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Apparently ‘circulating supply near 100%’ is the crypto equivalent of ‘participated in a bunch of clubs in high school’ on your resume. Impressive? We’ll see.
- PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐
- ‘The People’ need to get their money back. This coin is flatter than a pancake after a steamroller convention.
Speaking of questionable financial decisions, our Reddit friends are having a field day with the whole ‘shorting NVDA based on ChatGPT advice’ debacle. Turns out, AI’s got a long way to go before it can outsmart those WallStreetBets degens. Kinda makes you wonder about the state of the entire market, doesn’t it? 🤔
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+52% | 0.06 | 127M | 389 | ARPA | ARPA | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-5% | 1.81 | 259M | 294 | API3 | API3 | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+5% | 0 | 2.26B | 50 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+10% | 77% | 0.43 | 148M | 340 | MAGIC | Treasure |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.54 | 229M | 237 | STORJ | Storj | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+13% | 0.8 | 222M | 241 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+5% | 92% | 1.46 | 3.96B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 7 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.6 | 111M | 349 | ARK | Ark | |
| 8 |  |
 |
0.08 | 426M | 141 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+6% | 5.07 | 1.31B | 87 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+11% | 37% | 0.42 | 841M | 169 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 100% | 37.61 | 790M | 91 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 12 |  |
 |
-7% | 55% | 1.14 | 228M | 321 | DIA | DIA |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 22% | 1.77 | 1.77B | 152 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 14 |  |
 |
+8% | 1.24 | 124M | 434 | ALICE | MyNeighborAlice | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+37% | 0.86 | 129M | 544 | PERP | Perpetual Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.61 | 60.6M | 611 | BEL | Bella Protocol | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.54 | 540M | 243 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+5% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.01B | 75 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 6.83 | 34.1M | 714 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.04 | 21.9M | 1254 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+9% | 2.44 | 1.36B | 111 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.02 | 699M | 104 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.13 | 132M | 394 | DODO | DODO | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 628M | 133 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+10% | 51% | 1.25 | 226M | 334 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 77% | 0.17 | 137M | 363 | DAR | Mines of Dalarnia |
| 27 |  |
 |
+4% | 79% | 0.04 | 299M | 227 | SKL | SKALE |
| 28 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.38 | 455M | 188 | LUNA | Terra |
So, there you have it — a snapshot of the crypto market in all its chaotic glory. Is it a bull trap, a bear massacre, or just a bunch of random numbers flashing on a screen? Honestly, at this point, who even knows. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go delete my browser history before ChatGPT tries to give me financial advice. 🤫