- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $68580.04: āāāāāā
- The granddaddy of crypto is looking about as exciting as a bowl of plain oatmeal. Sure, it’s reliable, but where’s the flavor? Where’s the spice? Pass the sriracha, grandpa Bitcoin. š¶ļø
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2726.03: āāāāāāā
- Ethereum is like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone. Not the most exciting, but they get the job done. Plus, everyone knows you need ETH for gas fees anyway - just like how you need your friend with a car to get to the party. ššØ
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.92: āāāāāāāā
- Our decentralized oracle hero is holding strong! Chainlink is like the quiet kid in class who aces every test - not flashy, but quietly racking up those gains. š§ š°
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.15: āāāā
- Ah, Dogecoin. The coin that started as a joke and somehow became…well, still a joke. But hey, at least it’s a funny joke. Much like that one friend who can make you laugh even when they’re telling the same tired old stories. šš¶
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: āā
- Shiba Inu, the self-proclaimed ‘Dogecoin killer,’ is currently worth less than a grain of sand on a billionaire’s private beach. Maybe it’s time to invest in some actual dog treats instead. š¦“š¶
While some folks are flipping burgers after taking terrible financial advice, the crypto-sphere is chugging along, blissfully ignorant. Our boy Chainlink (LINK) is holding its own, proving that even in a market full of meme coins and rug pulls, there’s still room for some good ol’ fashioned decentralized oracle magic.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 94% | 68580 | 1.44T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
1 | +3% | 2726.03 | 328B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |||
2 | 1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
3 | +6% | 169.17 | 99.3B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |||
4 | +1% | 608.23 | 88.8B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |||
5 | +1% | 56% | 0.55 | 54.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP | ||
6 | 1 | 34.9B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
7 | 5.34 | 27.3B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||||
8 | +3% | 2725.07 | 26.6B | 9714 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |||
9 | +2% | 0.15 | 21.5B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |||
10 | +4% | 77% | 0.37 | 16.5B | 11 | ADA | Cardano | ||
11 | 0.16 | 13.7B | 9715 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||||
12 | 0.16 | 13.6B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||||
13 | +2% | 56% | 28.64 | 20.5B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | ||
14 | +1% | 41.01 | 12.3B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |||
15 | +4% | 11.92 | 11.9B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |||
16 | +3% | 10.14 | 11.4B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |||
17 | +1% | 0 | 11.3B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
18 | 68591.6 | 10.1B | 9717 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
19 | +3% | 3.93 | 7.7B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
20 | +5% | 29% | 1.79 | 7.69B | 42 | OP | Optimism | ||
21 | +3% | 7.66 | 7.66B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
22 | +4% | 94% | 374.1 | 7.86B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
23 | +2% | 4.51 | 6.8B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
24 | -1% | 89% | 73.36 | 6.16B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | ||
25 | +5% | 5 | 6.08B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
26 | +5% | 0.6 | 6.03B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
27 | 6.1 | 6.01B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||||
28 | 1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai |
Well, there you have it - another day, another rollercoaster ride in the crypto-sphere. The only predictable thing about this market is its unpredictability. So, strap in, hold on to your butts, and pray you don’t get rugged. Or, you know, just go buy some index funds. š¤·āāļø