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2024-10-21 Crypto: Same Clowns Different Circus Tent

Buckle up, buttercup! It's another day of crypto madness. Let's see which digital delusion is topping the charts today. šŸ“ˆšŸ“‰

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $68580.04: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • The granddaddy of crypto is looking about as exciting as a bowl of plain oatmeal. Sure, it’s reliable, but where’s the flavor? Where’s the spice? Pass the sriracha, grandpa Bitcoin. šŸŒ¶ļø
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2726.03: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Ethereum is like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone. Not the most exciting, but they get the job done. Plus, everyone knows you need ETH for gas fees anyway - just like how you need your friend with a car to get to the party. šŸš—šŸ’Ø
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $11.92: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Our decentralized oracle hero is holding strong! Chainlink is like the quiet kid in class who aces every test - not flashy, but quietly racking up those gains. šŸ§ šŸ’°
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.15: ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Ah, Dogecoin. The coin that started as a joke and somehow became…well, still a joke. But hey, at least it’s a funny joke. Much like that one friend who can make you laugh even when they’re telling the same tired old stories. šŸ˜‚šŸ¶
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­
    • Shiba Inu, the self-proclaimed ‘Dogecoin killer,’ is currently worth less than a grain of sand on a billionaire’s private beach. Maybe it’s time to invest in some actual dog treats instead. šŸ¦“šŸ¶

While some folks are flipping burgers after taking terrible financial advice, the crypto-sphere is chugging along, blissfully ignorant. Our boy Chainlink (LINK) is holding its own, proving that even in a market full of meme coins and rug pulls, there’s still room for some good ol’ fashioned decentralized oracle magic.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 94% 68580 1.44T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 +3% 2726.03 328B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 +6% 169.17 99.3B 5 SOL Solana
4 +1% 608.23 88.8B 4 BNB BNB
5 +1% 56% 0.55 54.8B 7 XRP XRP
6 1 34.9B 6 USDC USDC
7 5.34 27.3B 9 TON Toncoin
8 +3% 2725.07 26.6B 9714 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 +2% 0.15 21.5B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 +4% 77% 0.37 16.5B 11 ADA Cardano
11 0.16 13.7B 9715 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 0.16 13.6B 10 TRX TRON
13 +2% 56% 28.64 20.5B 12 AVAX Avalanche
14 +1% 41.01 12.3B 38 OKB OKB
15 +4% 11.92 11.9B 14 LINK Chainlink
16 +3% 10.14 11.4B 22 APT Aptos
17 +1% 0 11.3B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
18 68591.6 10.1B 9717 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 +3% 3.93 7.7B 40 FIL Filecoin
20 +5% 29% 1.79 7.69B 42 OP Optimism
21 +3% 7.66 7.66B 23 UNI Uniswap
22 +4% 94% 374.1 7.86B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 +2% 4.51 6.8B 16 DOT Polkadot
24 -1% 89% 73.36 6.16B 20 LTC Litecoin
25 +5% 5 6.08B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
26 +5% 0.6 6.03B 39 ARB Arbitrum
27 6.1 6.01B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
28 1 5.36B 21 DAI Dai

Well, there you have it - another day, another rollercoaster ride in the crypto-sphere. The only predictable thing about this market is its unpredictability. So, strap in, hold on to your butts, and pray you don’t get rugged. Or, you know, just go buy some index funds. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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