- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.94: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Someone paid actual money for a digital jpeg of a rock. And somehow, ORDI, the poster child for this insanity, is still kicking. Is it the future of finance or just a reminder that humanity is doomed? Only time (and therapy) will tell.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Apparently, someone named this coin after the Batman asylum. Fitting, considering the current state of the crypto market. Still, a 1% dip ain’t the worst we’ve seen. Maybe there’s a signal flare in this sea of red after all.
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) (BITCOIN)
- $0.31: ⭐⭐
- The name says it all. This is what happens when you let someone with a meme generator and too much time on their hands name your cryptocurrency. Down 12%? More like down the drain.
Goldman Sachs says the S&P 500 is going to grow as much as a Chia Pet in a blackout. So naturally, everyone and their goldfish is looking for the next big thing. Too bad most of these coins are about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. Speaking of shaky investments, let’s see what gems (and we use that term very loosely) we can dig up in the crypto junkyard…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-1% | 22% | 1.73 | 1.73B | 150 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-1% | 0.07 | 7.63M | 1155 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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-5% | 100% | 6.53 | 6.53M | 1220 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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50% | 0.24 | 24M | 992 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
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-3% | 28% | 0.42 | 420M | 327 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-3% | 63% | 0 | 11.4M | 1181 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 81.7M | 447 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-12% | 99% | 0.31 | 308M | 217 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-4% | 100% | 35.94 | 755M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-5% | 82% | 0 | 76.2M | 510 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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-2% | 2792.65 | 4.11B | 9720 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 32% | 0.57 | 565M | 253 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
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-2% | 0 | 74.8M | 485 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
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0 | 52.2K | 2527 | PLAY | Play Token | ||
| 14 |  |
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-5% | 0.17 | 525M | 273 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 76.7M | 498 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 891 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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-5% | 0.03 | 23M | 807 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
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-9% | 0.07 | 7.03M | 1203 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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-5% | 4% | 0 | 38.2M | 1663 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-2% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.93M | 1336 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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-3% | 43% | 0.96 | 2.01B | 79 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 31% | 0.01 | 132M | 618 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 12.3M | 1030 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 24 |  |
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-6% | 86% | 0.12 | 116M | 368 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
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-7% | 0.04 | 20.1M | 1277 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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0.01 | 1.2M | 1784 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 27 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 2.25B | 50 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 56% | 0 | 18.7M | 1054 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. It’s volatile, unpredictable, and you’re likely to lose your lunch (or your life savings). But hey, at least it’s entertaining…right?