- REV (Revain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Down 55%? More like Rekt-vain, am I right? This coin is about as appealing as a used bandaid right now. Maybe it’s time to pivot to something, anything else.
- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- This Yield App is yielding about as much excitement as a beige wall. A 57% drop in a week? Ouch, someone just got served a big ol’ plate of reality.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.30: ⭐
- Not even the magical powers of Harry Potter, the political prowess of Obama, or the supersonic speed of Sonic could save this coin from a double-digit plunge. Time to find a new hero, folks. This one’s clearly lost the plot (and your money).
- AGLA (Angola)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Angola, Angola…more like Adios-gola. This coin is down 7%, proving that geography class can’t save you in the wild world of crypto.
- ANT (Aragon)
- $6.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aragon’s holding relatively steady, like that one stoic friend who’s always weirdly calm during a crisis. Maybe there’s a lesson to be learned here. Or maybe they just haven’t checked their portfolio yet.
Remember that WSB post about the S&P 500 only growing at 3%? Well, today’s crypto market makes that look like a raging bull run. It seems even HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (BITCOIN), down 14%, couldn’t conjure up enough magic to avoid the slaughter.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-55% | 0 | 1.3M | 1750 | REV | Revain | |
| 1 |  |
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-46% | 88% | 0 | 321K | 2186 | YLD | Yield App |
| 2 |  |
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-40% | 6.51 | 281M | 217 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 3 |  |
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-18% | 13.99 | 1.4B | 4386 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 4 |  |
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-17% | 30% | 0.05 | 5.16M | 1701 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 5 |  |
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-16% | 87% | 0.21 | 4.51M | 1398 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 6 |  |
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-14% | 99% | 0.3 | 298M | 216 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 7 |  |
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-13% | 99% | 0 | 372K | 2112 | MARO | Maro |
| 8 |  |
 |
-13% | 99% | 2.15 | 45.2M | 599 | DEGO | Dego Finance |
| 9 |  |
 |
-13% | 4.75 | 190M | 586 | UQC | Uquid Coin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-11% | 49% | 0 | 2.27M | 1797 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 11 |  |
 |
-10% | 77% | 0.03 | 93.5M | 468 | DAG | Constellation |
| 12 |  |
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-10% | 87% | 0 | 2.46M | 1610 | DOCK | Dock |
| 13 |  |
 |
-10% | 1.33 | 133M | 4649 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.05 | 54M | 567 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-10% | 100% | 6.56 | 6.56M | 1218 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 16 |  |
 |
-10% | 38% | 0.01 | 14.2M | 1287 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 17 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.05 | 108M | 435 | ARPA | ARPA | |
| 18 |  |
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-9% | 0.02 | 19.8M | 927 | HELLO | HELLO Labs | |
| 19 |  |
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-9% | 0.25 | 12.6M | 981 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.67 | 15.7M | 1155 | GET | GET Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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-8% | 12% | 0.12 | 117M | 935 | ALT | Alitas |
| 22 |  |
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-8% | 0.07 | 7.03M | 1201 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 23 |  |
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-8% | 0.38 | 381M | 608 | RBN | Ribbon Finance | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 65% | 0 | 4.53M | 1501 | ORC | Orbit Chain |
| 25 |  |
 |
-7% | 92% | 1.42 | 7.8M | 1179 | POOLX | Poolz Finance |
| 26 |  |
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-7% | 62% | 0.24 | 118M | 464 | WILD | Wilder World |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 15% | 0 | 10.8M | 1668 | AGLA | Angola |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 85% | 0 | 3.22M | 1528 | CQT | Covalent |
Well, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto bloodbath. Is this the end of the digital gold rush? Nah, probably not. But it’s a good reminder that in the wacky world of crypto, today’s meme-coin millionaire is tomorrow’s cautionary tale. So, buckle up, diversify your portfolio (maybe invest in some actual coffee instead?), and remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo.