- OG (OG Fan Token)
- $7.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This OG is defying the odds! Up 11% while everyone else is crying into their cold wallets. Time to dust off those diamond hands? 💎🙌
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- The name says it all. Down 3% and probably heading for a full-on bonking. Maybe time to call the ‘ol rug pull hotline? 📞💥
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Even the mighty ORDI is down 4%. Looks like those Reddit gurus betting on $100 Bitcoin this year might need a new calculator. 🤷♂️🧮
- USTC (TerraClassicUSD)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, stablecoin, my old nemesis! This one’s up 9%, which is cute. But we all know the only thing stable here is my skepticism. 🤨
Goldman Sachs thinks the S&P 500 is about as appealing as a week-old baguette, predicting a measly 3% return over the next decade. They’re basically saying your grandma’s savings account is riskier. Meanwhile, over in the Wild West of crypto, tokens like ORDI are down 4%, proving yet again that even digital gold can get rusty. But hey, at least it’s more exciting than watching paint dry, right?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+11% | 7.63 | 38.2M | 676 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 2.18B | 50 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.05 | 105M | 444 | ARPA | ARPA | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.08 | 405M | 144 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 84% | 0.35 | 353M | 170 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 0 | 430M | 160 | AMP | Amp | |
| 6 |  |
 |
98% | 0.02 | 998M | 74 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-4% | 92% | 1.39 | 3.79B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 35.82 | 752M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 4.83 | 1.25B | 90 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+12% | 89% | 0.08 | 82.3M | 464 | ALPHA | Stella |
| 11 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.02 | 200M | 300 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.52 | 222M | 241 | STORJ | Storj | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 1.77 | 253M | 292 | API3 | API3 | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+13% | 0.66 | 92.2M | 395 | CTK | Shentu | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 38% | 0.41 | 824M | 165 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 22% | 1.73 | 1.73B | 150 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 17 |  |
 |
+5% | 2.57 | 1.42B | 104 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 18 |  |
 |
206.21 | 875M | 9730 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.39 | 461M | 184 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.88 | 1.04B | 99 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 55% | 1.11 | 223M | 326 | DIA | DIA |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.58 | 106M | 352 | ARK | Ark | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.76 | 212M | 247 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+3% | 3.36 | 67.2M | 619 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | |
| 25 |  |
 |
0.14 | 137M | 305 | CVC | Civic | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.77 | 115M | 563 | PERP | Perpetual Protocol | |
| 27 |  |
 |
71% | 0.16 | 90.4M | 504 | MBOX | MOBOX | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.01 | 671M | 108 | CKB | Nervos Network |
So, is the crypto market a dumpster fire or a gold mine? Honestly, it’s probably both. My advice? Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, and for the love of Satoshi, buy a sense of humor while you’re at it. You’ll need it. 😂