- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu… still alive? Color me surprised. This dog-themed meme coin is about as relevant as a floppy disk in a world of cloud storage. Even with a price approaching zero, you might as well throw your money into a wishing well. At least you’ll get some amusement watching it sink.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, BUSD, the stablecoin that’s as exciting as watching grass grow. It’s like that one reliable friend who never wants to do anything fun. But hey, in this volatile market, maybe boring is the new black?
Goldman Sachs thinks the S&P 500 is about to pull a slow fade with a measly 3% return over the next decade? Well, hold my beer, says the crypto market. Some of these coins are putting up even worse numbers. It’s enough to make you want to short everything and buy a cabin in the woods. Speaking of woods, remember that guy who bought puts on NVDA? Looks like he’s the meme lord now. Maybe he knows something we don’t. Or maybe he just likes holding bags. 🤷♀️
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.2M | 484 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 494M | 130 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-3% | 81% | 64.98 | 967M | 88 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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-3% | 86% | 1180.55 | 1.19B | 72 | MKR | Maker |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.16 | 1.16B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 4.79 | 1.87B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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-3% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.02B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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-1% | 0.08 | 2.33B | 45 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-5% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.62B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 9 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.05 | 2.63B | 9797 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 156.89 | 2.89B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.37 | 3.69B | 73 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 54% | 0.6 | 3.75B | 46 | MNT | Mantle |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 70% | 19.2 | 4.04B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.95 | 4.17B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 66981 | 4.37B | 9720 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.77B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 4.75 | 5.78B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.59 | 5.91B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 89% | 70.82 | 5.95B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 21 |  |
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6.1 | 6.01B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 4.35 | 6.56B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
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-3% | 94% | 360.65 | 7.57B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 24 |  |
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-3% | 29% | 1.72 | 7.39B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 3.83 | 7.51B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+6% | 8.13 | 8.13B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 67096.8 | 9.87B | 9716 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 10.7B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress. One minute you’re swimming in digital riches, the next you’re scraping pennies to buy a fraction of a Bitcoin. My advice? Hold on to your butts, because this roller coaster is just getting started. And if all else fails, there’s always the cabin in the woods. No Wi-Fi, no problem. 🤪