- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67425.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The grandpa of crypto is down 1%… must be a Monday. Let’s be real, it’s only a matter of time before it gets replaced by something faster and shinier. Remember pagers? Yeah, me neither.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2649.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is like that friend who swears they’re going to be a millionaire someday, but keeps blowing their paycheck on lottery tickets and energy drinks. Down 2% - shocker.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $12.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is up 1%! Finally, something to celebrate! It’s not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, in this market, we’ll take what we can get.
- APT (Aptos)
- $11.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is up 9%? Someone tell the WSB folks to pump those brakes. We’ve seen this movie before, and it usually ends with a rug pull and a lot of sad emojis.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu - the Dogecoin wannabe that’s down 3%. Honestly, I’m surprised it’s still even a thing.
Goldman Sachs says the S&P 500 is about to grow about as much as a slug in a recession. Maybe those WSB degens are onto something with their ‘buy high, sell low’ mantra after all? Time to throw your life savings into…oh wait, we’re supposed to be talking about crypto. Never mind, it’s all just a bad idea anyway.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 67426 | 1.42T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 2649.04 | 319B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 167.38 | 98.3B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 595.77 | 86.9B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
56% | 0.55 | 54.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 34.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.27 | 27B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-2% | 2652.1 | 25.9B | 9713 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.14 | 21.2B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
77% | 0.37 | 16.5B | 11 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.16 | 13.9B | 9714 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 56% | 28.07 | 20.1B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 14 |  |
 |
+9% | 11.11 | 12.5B | 18 | APT | Aptos | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 12.16 | 12.2B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 40.35 | 12.1B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 10.9B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 67423.5 | 9.92B | 9716 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+6% | 8.18 | 8.18B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 3.87 | 7.59B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-3% | 29% | 1.74 | 7.46B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 363.19 | 7.63B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.4 | 6.64B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
6.11 | 6.02B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
-3% | 89% | 70.98 | 5.96B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.6 | 5.95B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 4.8 | 5.84B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 21 | DAI | Dai |
Well, folks, there you have it. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride that’s about as enjoyable as a root canal. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH. And by someone, I mean you. Just kidding…unless? 😈