- REV (Revain)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Revain lost 41% of its value in 24 hours. That’s worse than my dating life! It’s like investing in a self-driving tram straight into a wall (WSB shoutout!).
- SANTOS (Santos FC Fan Token)
- $5.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This fan token is down 10% today. I don’t believe in my marriage as much as you believe in that stonk. Jesus. (WSB shoutout!)
- DNX (Dynex)
- $0.32: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Only a 5% dip? This coin is a beacon of stability in this market. What are you, a regarded Tesla bootlicker? (WSB shoutout!)
While Bitcoin flirts with a new all-time high in CAD (over $100,000!), some altcoins are facing an existential crisis. It’s like watching a reality TV showdown where one contestant wins a private island and the rest are voted off into shark-infested waters. Remember SBF’s costly tweet? This market can turn on you faster than CZ in a Twitter feud.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-41% | 0 | 1.58M | 1696 | REV | Revain | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-28% | 0 | 111K | 2447 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-23% | 21% | 0 | 46M | 1064 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 3 |  |
 |
-19% | 77% | 0.01 | 9.93M | 1154 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 4 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.05 | 52.1M | 574 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-16% | 30% | 0.03 | 3.1M | 1865 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 6 |  |
 |
-15% | 54% | 0 | 5.23M | 1532 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 7 |  |
 |
-15% | 0.03 | 27.4M | 1308 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-11% | 16% | 0 | 73.3M | 1005 | DC | Dogechain |
| 9 |  |
 |
-10% | 30% | 0.01 | 162M | 563 | SWEAT | Sweat Economy |
| 10 |  |
 |
-10% | 18% | 5.15 | 155M | 718 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 11 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 7.8M | 1149 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-8% | 64% | 0.18 | 19.2M | 986 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 13 |  |
 |
-8% | 5.28 | 211M | 546 | UQC | Uquid Coin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-7% | 12% | 0 | 141M | 877 | DEL | Decimal |
| 15 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 7.99M | 1586 | NEST | NEST Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-7% | 97% | 0.01 | 1.27M | 1773 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 17 |  |
 |
-7% | 70% | 0.08 | 7.64M | 1291 | MDAO | MarsDAO |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.27 | 12.8M | 1121 | MTRG | Meter Governance | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.09 | 90.2M | 663 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 100% | 0.1 | 12M | 1000 | ZERC | zkRace |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.14 | 144M | 916 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.02 | 50.4M | 580 | EVER | Everscale | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 18% | 0 | 24.3M | 1343 | DOME | Everdome |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 96% | 0.01 | 66M | 498 | DIONE | Dione Protocol |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 88% | 0.32 | 35.4M | 696 | DNX | Dynex |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 98% | 0.27 | 13.2M | 963 | MNW | Morpheus.Network |
| 27 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.12 | 63.7M | 522 | DMTR | Dimitra | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 5.69M | 1521 | CAPS | Ternoa |
The crypto market is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get – except for a healthy dose of volatility. Buckle up, buttercup, because this rollercoaster is just getting started! So, congrats and f*ck you.