- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SONM? More like SOAR-ing! With a 24-hour jump of 313%, this coin’s playing leapfrog over the competition. Is it sustainable? Probably not. But hey, we’re not here for logic, we’re here for the LOLs.
- MOB (MobileCoin)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MobileCoin? More like immobile-coin. It’s up 45% in 24 hours, but down 28% over the week. Make up your mind, MOB! This coin’s got more mood swings than a Kardashian on Twitter.
- ELON (Dogelon Mars)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Dogelon Mars? Seriously? With a name like that, it’s destined for the crypto graveyard. Even a 14% bump can’t save this one. It’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
- VERI (Veritaseum)
- $16.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Veritaseum: Telling the truth, or just telling tall tales? Up 9% today, this coin’s trying to pull a Lazarus. But in this market? You’ve got a better chance of finding a unicorn riding a Segway.
- ID (SPACE ID)
- $0.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SPACE ID? Sounds like a dating app for aliens. A 7% bump? Not exactly out of this world. But hey, at least it’s not named after a dog.
Remember Apple’s self-driving tram disaster? This market’s about as stable. While Bitcoin flirts with new Canadian highs (sorry, Eh?), some altcoins are clinging on for dear life. Between meme coins mooning and shitcoins sinking, it’s like a crypto Hunger Games out there. Who will survive? Who will thrive? Grab your popcorn, and let’s find out!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+313% | 0 | 385K | 2132 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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+48% | 38% | 0 | 55.2M | 815 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 2 |  |
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+45% | 0.44 | 110M | 407 | MOB | MobileCoin | |
| 3 |  |
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+34% | 21% | 0 | 61.2M | 958 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 4 |  |
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+29% | 25% | 1.56 | 178M | 591 | GFI | Goldfinch |
| 5 |  |
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+29% | 0 | 29.8M | 748 | TROY | TROY | |
| 6 |  |
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+27% | 0.2 | 85.2M | 603 | GEL | Gelato | |
| 7 |  |
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+20% | 68% | 0 | 44.1M | 702 | LINA | Linear Finance |
| 8 |  |
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+19% | 29.12 | 12.4M | 987 | KP3R | Keep3rV1 | |
| 9 |  |
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+18% | 15% | 0 | 11.7M | 1647 | AGLA | Angola |
| 10 |  |
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+17% | 0.23 | 11.5M | 1019 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 11 |  |
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+17% | 88% | 0 | 557K | 2049 | YLD | Yield App |
| 12 |  |
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+16% | 8% | 1.34 | 1.34B | 323 | ALPH | Alephium |
| 13 |  |
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+14% | 31% | 2.21 | 88.2M | 726 | BAR | FC Barcelona Fan Token |
| 14 |  |
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+14% | 0 | 156M | 413 | ELON | Dogelon Mars | |
| 15 |  |
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+11% | 0.03 | 8.26M | 1128 | NOIA | Synternet | |
| 16 |  |
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+11% | 0.16 | 15.7M | 997 | OAX | OAX | |
| 17 |  |
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+11% | 1.59 | 159M | 4478 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |
| 18 |  |
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+9% | 53% | 0.15 | 150M | 435 | AURORA | Aurora |
| 19 |  |
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+9% | 16.57 | 1.66B | 5333 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 20 |  |
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+9% | 0.07 | 34.6M | 760 | OPUL | Opulous | |
| 21 |  |
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+9% | 77% | 0.03 | 94.4M | 460 | DAG | Constellation |
| 22 |  |
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+9% | 0.01 | 457K | 2086 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 23 |  |
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+9% | 0 | 117M | 392 | SPELL | Spell Token | |
| 24 |  |
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+8% | 0.4 | 4.96M | 1316 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 25 |  |
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+8% | 0.85 | 29.9M | 1360 | INDY | Indigo Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
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+8% | 4% | 0 | 40.2M | 1653 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 27 |  |
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+8% | 86% | 0.11 | 115M | 360 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 28 |  |
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+7% | 38% | 0.43 | 864M | 157 | ID | SPACE ID |
So, the crypto market continues to defy logic, gravity, and good taste. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, a chaotic symphony of gains and losses. Buy high, sell low, and don’t forget to blame your dog when it all goes to hell. Until next time, folks…stay tuned for more crypto carnage!